Definitions by Johnny Chingas

tit boff 

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

tit boff by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

bull-dyke

The "bull-dyke" is a large and/or muscular female. Other adjectives that apply are "butch," "goth," and "camp." They are into rough sex with other bull-dykes, and drive trucks and ride motorcycles.

(Sung to the tune of "surf city")
Well theres 2 big bull dykes for every dude
And all you gotta ask is "Who brought the 'ludes ??"
Well it's bull dyke city and we're havin' fun
Yeah, bull dyke city got 'em on the run....... etc.

bull-dyke by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

pizzle 

A bull's penis

That chiseler fizzled, after she nizzled, then shizzled, my prize bull's sizzled pizzle !!!!!!

pizzle by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

yapple 

i) As a verb, "yapple" intuitively means, "running one's yap (mouth)."
ii) As a noun, yapple could mean a quantity of gibberish (meaningless sounds or language).

i) When Christina woke up in the back seat, she yappled.
ii) "I've never heard such utterly boring yapple in my life!!"

yapple by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

sozzled by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

dot nig 

The hip spelling is ".nig" and can refer to any black-oriented media.

Did you hear that DJ at the .nig ?
Dude, download the rap at .nig !
.nig's drummer is the master jazzer !!

dot nig by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

nizzle 

OK, it could mean "MY nigra," but try this... any time you see a word with 2 identical consonants, try all 5 vowels (and y) in place of it. Like :
nazzle (Todd Rundgren's first band was called "The Nazz")
nezzle
nizzle
nozzle
nuzzle You see ? At least one of the vowels will be already taken !!

Another one :
dangle : tempt with an object tied on a string
dengle : undefined, perhaps something Chinese ?
dingle : this is defined, but I don't know what it is.. an ornament ?
dongle : a computer part
dungle : here's my definition : a small piece of dung that dangles from rectal hairs. A "dingleberry" is more appropriately a "dungleberry."

nizzle by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004