Johnny Chingas's definitions

dirty hunch

This term was coined by Duane Allman. I think you know what it's about.

"We were feelin' chicks' tits and doin' the dirty hunch."

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

by Johnny Chingas June 22, 2009

lickspittle

A brown noser trying to curry favor with the boss.

"Norbert's taking the super out to lunch again ? What a bleeding lickspittle !!"

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

saddle-straddler

One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.

Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

nipster

Flashily dressed young Japanese male.

Nippeeee.... the Nipster.....

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004