Johnny Chingas's definitions

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

lickspittle

A brown noser trying to curry favor with the boss.

"Norbert's taking the super out to lunch again ? What a bleeding lickspittle !!"

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

bud fugger

A close friend of all of us who always has a shit-eating grin on his face.

"The strangest thing is happening ! Someone keeps calling my cellphone and asking for Bug Fugger !!!"

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

bull-dyke

The "bull-dyke" is a large and/or muscular female. Other adjectives that apply are "butch," "goth," and "camp." They are into rough sex with other bull-dykes, and drive trucks and ride motorcycles.

(Sung to the tune of "surf city")
Well theres 2 big bull dykes for every dude
And all you gotta ask is "Who brought the 'ludes ??"
Well it's bull dyke city and we're havin' fun
Yeah, bull dyke city got 'em on the run....... etc.

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

mouffette

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

dot nig

The hip spelling is ".nig" and can refer to any black-oriented media.

Did you hear that DJ at the .nig ?
Dude, download the rap at .nig !
.nig's drummer is the master jazzer !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

bull bitch

A bull bitch is a particularly difficult situation. It can also be a hard nut to crack as far as females go.

Boy, I'll tell ya, making a phone call in Compton is a real bull bitch.

That woman is so hard core; a bull bitch, if you ask me.....

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009