John Doe's definitions

alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004

Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.

Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!

by John Doe September 8, 2004

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

by John Doe December 7, 2003

cokehead

If coca-cola and "Head and Shoulders" would ever merge, this is what the company would be called.

"Coca-Cola" and "Head and Shoulders" announced today they are joining forces. The new company will be called "Cokehead#"

by John Doe May 8, 2003

pretty

A girl that is sexually attractive.
A girl that is hot
A girl that has a nice face, body, etc.

Briana Banks is so young and sweet and pretty

by John Doe January 21, 2004

minotaur

one of the best users ever. on par with people like Kiv, Aaron...but not final(he smells >_>). Is possibly in love with Shan. >_>

Minotaur rocks, no denying it.

by john doe December 30, 2003

wtfmao

Want to f!@K my ass off

Holy shit she just called me, shell wtfmao!

by John Doe May 13, 2005