3 definitions by Johannarin

Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.
John got laid last night because she had too many beers.
by Johannarin December 10, 2010
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...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!
by Johannarin May 29, 2011
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Probably the most straight Bacardi a male can drink. Goes well with coke if mixed 50/50 or served as whiskey on the rocks.
Reminds a bit about Captain Morgan rum but it's not sweet and you wont throw it up as easily. Looks like whiskey, pretty bottle too.
A male can only drink Bacardi Oak Hearth and Superior. All other Bacardi is for women, pussies and gay men.
by Johannarin July 17, 2012
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