by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.
Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.
by JoeyBomm August 02, 2021

Guy #1: Hey have you see Dan's garage lately? Guy #2: Yep .....with all the neon beer signs and lava lamps! Quite a party place. Guy #1: Yeah man that's some casshit!!!
by JoeyBomm March 30, 2020

Look at all of the cob slobber you left on my cob after that sucky sucky. Get it cleaned up I said!!!
by JoeyBomm December 17, 2020

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.
by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.
by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021

by JoeyBomm April 04, 2020
