JoeyBomm's definitions

Cobid

This is the way "covid" is pronounced by people south of the border.

Valente: I got cobid last year. Alejandro: Yep I had cobid around the same time that you did.

by JoeyBomm April 16, 2022

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021

let's burn a blue

American slang talk for smoking little blue pain pills.

Guy# 1: Hey man... let's burn a blue!
Guy#2: No thanks...I only burn green.

by JoeyBomm August 13, 2023

lurpercy

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.

Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021

Jello belly

A fat persons stomach that wobbles like jello when pushed on or shaken.

That fat fuck has a jello belly!

by JoeyBomm October 17, 2021

420 shuffle

When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.

Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!

by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020