JoeyBomm's definitions
A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.
My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭
by JoeyBomm May 9, 2020
Get the cock smellermug. People that constantly degrade other people making themselves look like the biggest asshole in the world.
by JoeyBomm May 3, 2020
Get the mean peoplemug. by JoeyBomm April 16, 2022
Get the Cobidmug. This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.
by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021
Get the one more for good measuremug. This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023
Get the Penis squashmug. The head of a penis that is red and swollen caused by entering a dirty vagina and/or asshole. Therefore the result is an "angry penis". May develop into physical problems if not treated by a physician.
Guy #1:. Man bro whenever I screws dat hoe down the street I always ends up with a glowplug! Guy #2: You best get your ass down to the free clinic and gets you some pills to clear dat shits up! Guy #1: You gots to know dat shits right!
by JoeyBomm March 15, 2020
Get the glowplugmug. A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.
Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.
by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021
Get the lurpercymug.