121 definitions by JoeyBomm

Misty Meaner

The name of a hot stripper at a club in Phoenix Arizona that is now out of work because of the covid19 virus.

Look at Misty Meaner working that sign on the Phoenix streets. She can't find a job.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Covie

Another word for the covid-19 virus.

I can't make my credit card payment at the bank today cuz the lines are too long and I think that I have the covie!

by JoeyBomm July 7, 2020

Social distancing "x"

The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.

Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.

by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020

Gravitar

A water bong made of a 3 liter plastic bottle with it's top cut off and a 2 liter plastic bottle with the bottom cut off. The 2 liter bottle is has a hole drilled in the top that fits a bowl. Pack the bowl with weed and light then pull upward on the 2 liter bottle. Take cap off with bowl...put mouth by hole and push down on 2 liter bottle. Sit down and enjoy the buzz.

Holy shit I just took a hit off the Gravitar. I'm on cloud nine.

by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

unkeister

To remove an object from someones rectum.

I couldn't wait to unkeister that bag of heroin because it made me feel like I had to take a big shit.

by JoeyBomm August 3, 2021

whaz up?

Often said by an stoned or drunk motherfucker walking into a party of stoned and drunk motherfuckers.

Stoned guy: Whaz up? Everybody in the room: Whaz up?

by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020

Bottle hound

A person that has only one goal in life and that is to drink their life away to escape reality.

Larry was a bottle hound until he quit drinking.

by JoeyBomm July 31, 2020