JoeyBomm's definitions

clint taurus

A name usually said fast to sound like you are saying the word clitoris.

I called the local bar to fuck with the bartender and got him to call out loud the name Clint Taurus. Ha ha ha. It was so funny he sounded like he was looking for some clitoris.

by JoeyBomm March 26, 2020

seetoe

This is spoken softly among two guys referring to the sight of camel toe on a hot woman's private area.

Guy #1: Did you see the camel toe on that woman. Guy #2 (whispers back) Yeah...you can seetoe!

by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020

Clear bottle flu

A feeling of having the flu after drinking alcohol from a clear bottle. Otherwise known as hung over.

I can't come to work today because I have the clear bottle flu.

by JoeyBomm October 16, 2021

Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.

She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.

by JoeyBomm May 6, 2021

spawn bag

A pregnant woman.

Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.

by JoeyBomm October 6, 2021

Pot tea

Tea that is made with pot.

Guy #1: I just drank a cup of pot tea. Guy #2: What? You just drank a cup of potty? Gross! Guy #1: No ...not potty....pot tea!

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

Covidus virey

The European way of saying covid virus.

My sister in Italy says she is under lockdown from the covidus virey.

by JoeyBomm December 5, 2020