JoeyBomm's definitions

covid closed

New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.

My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

Bottle hound

A person that has only one goal in life and that is to drink their life away to escape reality.

Larry was a bottle hound until he quit drinking.

by JoeyBomm July 31, 2020

Cheesed over

Words that are used to explain something not working correctly.

My car is cheesed over since I took it to that shop last week. It won't even start now.

by JoeyBomm March 28, 2024

Cackle neck

I person with loose skin around their neck. Often covered by a scarf to conceal the loose skin.

I'd like to take that girl home tonight but I think she has cackle neck. Hopefully she takes that scarf off soon.

by JoeyBomm May 1, 2024

Ana Pixy

A person that puts people's last names on Urban dictionary thinking that she is funny but in reality she is a very stupid individual.

Guy #1: Look how Ana Pixy defined the last name Bommarito. It truly means "good husband". Guy #2: Yep ....not the stupid definition that she wrote. Guy #1: Let's give her a thumbs down. Guy #2: Yep .....I sure will. She is a dumb bitch!!!

by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020

lap pussy

A pussy cat that chooses to nap on your lap.

Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

finger fucking finger

In a sexual situation, any finger that is used to penetrate a vagina and/or asshole.

My finger fucking finger is waterlogged from finger fucking all night.

by JoeyBomm May 17, 2020