JoeyBomm's definitions

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

cheesed over

Something that is broken and not working correctly.

My truck motor is cheesed over because I ran it without oil.

by JoeyBomm April 17, 2024

CLOSED

The sign that is on a lot of restaurants and business in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020 where home quarantine is mandatory.

Guy #1: A large percentage of businesses will not recover from this Corona virus pandemic and will have a CLOSED sign up permanently! Guy #2: Only the strong survive! 🇺🇸

by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020

Catball

A group of two or more cats huddled together for warmth thus forming a ball of cats.

Don't worry about it being too cold for the cats outside tonight. They will group together to form a catball for warmth.

by JoeyBomm November 26, 2021

Woodsmith

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021