Joey Orgler 3's definitions

The Chubacabras

A very well known Latino street gang formed back in the middel to late 60's in Harlem. Since then, their numbers have grown and they've spread to Chicago, Illinois. There, they battle for premium Jenkem dealing street corners with the Eighth Street Ballers and the Robo Bros. They can be identified with their massive erections which they use to cock slap passers by. Their calling card is a Jalapeno pepper left at the scene of their various crimes.

Damn man, i had to stck a fuckin' chili pep'a up my fucking pee hole to get into the fuckin' The Chubacabras.... damn is my pee hole sore!

by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008

Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.

I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

The Great Khali

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.

The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.

Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008