Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.

The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!

by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008

Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.

Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

mad props

noun. the highest compliment one can receive.

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008