Joey Orgler 3's definitions

Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

midget porn

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.

The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008

queer bomb

An admission of one's own homosexuality.

Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
Johnny: That sucks.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 28, 2008

The Great Khali

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.

The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.

Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008