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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
mugGet the strangling the disobedient meat monstermug.

mad props

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008
mugGet the mad propsmug.

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.
Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
mugGet the Frosted Turdmug.

One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
mugGet the One Night in Batistamug.

walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008
mugGet the walking stiffmug.

Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
mugGet the Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhDmug.

White-Bwoi

Characterized as a young, suburban white male. They are the favorite target of most street gangs, and are usually massacred in large numbers when living in inner-city establishments.
Carlos: "Yo Tyronius, let's go Curb Stomp that White-Bwoi."

Tyronius: "Yeah, and then we'll Optimize him."
by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008
mugGet the White-Bwoimug.

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