Joey Orgler 3's definitions

penis

noun. the male reproductive organ.

See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Males eject sperm from their penis during sex.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008

Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008

BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

PDA

An acronym standing for "Poo Dick in Ass."

That girl seems prude, but all she needs is a little PDA.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

mad props

noun. the highest compliment one can receive.

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 27, 2008

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

bone to bone

Gay sex between two males.

Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008