Joel's definitions

say what

A term habitually used by African-American women after learning surprising news.

Mashantelle: I heard dat Latifette gots her hair all done in braids!

Latoyifa: Say whaaat?

Mashantelle: Mm-hm, girlfriend!

by Joel April 12, 2005

doodles

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

by joel November 19, 2002

linolium

Leet floor that will own you all

linolium just owned you all

by Joel November 27, 2004

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

F.I.A.

Fellatio Induced Apology

"Bitch dropped the ball on that one"
"FIA, man, FIA"

by Joel September 7, 2003

westendorf

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

by joel April 2, 2004

ya heard

1. Did you hear what I just said? Usually follows a sentence that is not true.

I be straight pimpin, ya heard!

by Joel February 24, 2004