Joel's definitions

5 second rule

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

by Joel July 9, 2004

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

mizzouse

N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".

I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.

by joel April 22, 2004

soppy

over use of affectionate terms or actions to show ones feelings for another... often to the point where ones masculinity is questioned...
so there sarah ja`net

A guy sends gifts, sweet sayings, extra nice things to his girlfriend to try and make her feel special.
but does it all the time

by Joel September 10, 2004

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

by joel January 4, 2005

homorevolted

What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or shock or turns away with disgust
transitive senses : to cause to turn away or shrink with disgust or abhorrence when seeing or thinking of homosexuality.

Homosexual: "What?! Are you a homophobe or something?!!!" Heterosexual:"HomoPHOBE? As in scared? Of course not. What could a homosexual possibly do to me? Give me fashion advice? I'm homorevolted.

by Joel November 16, 2004

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003