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heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole
I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months
by Joel September 29, 2003
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md 20/20

An inexpensive wine. Less than 4 dollars a bottle.
Wow, kiwi-lemon MD-20 20 tastes like total ass, tommorrow Im buying a 6 pack.
by Joel July 10, 2004
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h'runk

When u drunk n high at the same time niga.
"Say niga you straight up h'runk dawg and thats fooosheezy!"
by Joel September 5, 2004
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shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist
Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows
by joel January 4, 2005
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crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack
Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?
by Joel September 24, 2003
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homorevolted

What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or shock or turns away with disgust
transitive senses : to cause to turn away or shrink with disgust or abhorrence when seeing or thinking of homosexuality.
Homosexual: "What?! Are you a homophobe or something?!!!" Heterosexual:"HomoPHOBE? As in scared? Of course not. What could a homosexual possibly do to me? Give me fashion advice? I'm homorevolted.
by Joel November 16, 2004
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mizzouse

N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".
I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.
by joel April 22, 2004
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