JoeNJ2's definitions

big kloppy shoes

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.

I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

noise day

Otherwise known as Memorial Day,but in Philly they love their obnoxious noise so it's a day for them to ring in scummer.

Well it's noise day again.

by JoeNJ2 October 25, 2011

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

PA Drivers

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.

"Another accident on Route 202"

PA Drivers

by JoeNJ2 April 18, 2011

Surekill Expressway

A highway otherwise known as the Schuylkill Expressway,or I-76,that winds through the Philadelphia area that seems to attract all kinds of craziness and congestion similar to that of the Bermuda Triangle.

Are you taking the Surekill Expressway?

by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011

philadelphians

Subhumans that defend evil...and partying^

Defending evil and misbehaviour again...there's your philadelphians^

by JoeNJ2 May 9, 2011

bar-b-tude

The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.

What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?

by JoeNJ2 July 6, 2011