JoeNJ2's definitions

Fuck You Spot

When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.

Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.

by JoeNJ2 October 3, 2010

Partyvania

The state of Pennsylvania,where apparently partying and socializing take top priority over everything else...including education. Blissful ignorance.

We don't care about anything but FUN in Partyvania!

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2011

Phillbilly

Synonym to hillbilly: A loud,fat,sometimes drug addict thin, stupid, inbred fuck who resides in the neighborhoods of Philadelphia Pennsylvania. Usually all family members will reside in nearby houses,i.e mom next door etc. Commonly identifiable by features such as buzzcuts,wife beaters,baggy shorts,tatts,any Eagles clothing, and large wastelines or sunken faces. If employed at all,most are in the construction or contractor industry. Often known to use the term 'yo' or 'yeew' as part of their communications. The men sometimes characterized by a loud bellowing tone,or slow,drug-induced,raspy smokers voice. Usually punctuate the end of most sentences by nonsensical joker-like guffaws.The women a shrill,gossipy,whiny tone. Most shop at their locally based Wawa market where a purchase of cigarettes are customary with each visit.

Phillbilly

by JoeNJ2 August 30, 2009

failadelphia

Philadelphia Pennsyltucky and it's people,schools,and teams who fail to stand up to any real tests.

In failadelphia they'd rather backtalk observers than actually work towards something called improvement.

by JoeNJ2 May 12, 2011

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

guilt seat

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011