JoeNJ2's definitions

failadelphia

Philadelphia Pennsyltucky and it's people,schools,and teams who fail to stand up to any real tests.

In failadelphia they'd rather backtalk observers than actually work towards something called improvement.

by JoeNJ2 May 12, 2011

Fuck You Spot

When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.

Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.

by JoeNJ2 October 3, 2010

Partyvania

The state of Pennsylvania,where apparently partying and socializing take top priority over everything else...including education. Blissful ignorance.

We don't care about anything but FUN in Partyvania!

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2011

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

big kloppy shoes

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.

I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

PA Drivers

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.

"Another accident on Route 202"

PA Drivers

by JoeNJ2 April 18, 2011