JoeNJ2's definitions

Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Phildo

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

by JoeNJ2 November 21, 2010

Manbrella

Anything used by guys to shield oneself from the rain...bags,boxes,papers etc. Anything other than an actual umbrella.

I'm using this box as my Manbrella.

by JoeNJ2 September 7, 2011

philly sports fans

Anyone who goes to the games turn out to be stupid anyway and if they bombed the stadium during the games the IQ of Philly would probably go up.

Duuh me and Jasen went to the Phillies game...go Phillies,go Phlyers,go Iggles. philly sports fans.

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2011

Larry Kinged

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.

Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.

by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011

big kloppy shoes

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.

I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012