JoeNJ2's definitions

Universal Bathroom Time

10a.m. in most offices when everyone seems to head to the bathrooms filling up all the stalls etc.

What is this,Universal Bathroom Time?

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

guilt seat

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

levels of impossibility

The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.

I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.

by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011

Philliterate

1. Any common street thug hailing from Philadelphia that cannot speak or debate without peppering the conversation with words such as asshole,fuck,jerkoff,pussy etc.

"Duhh you don't know what yer talkn about jerkoff pussy...fuck off aysehole" Philliterate.

by JoeNJ2 January 25, 2012

Phillidiots

Any number of people that dwell in the Philadelphia,PA metro area.

Every time I go out around here I run into Phillidiots.

by JoeNJ2 December 20, 2010

redneck rush hour

Traffic jams on the roads of Pennsylvania starting around 2pm.

2pm and look at all the traffic,all the contractors and factory workers must be all getting out of work if work at all. Looks like redneck rush hour.

by JoeNJ2 June 5, 2011

Jukebox Bitch

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.

Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2015