4 definitions by Joe876543

Flight risk

When dat azz is so fine that you spray your man-naizze all over dat shawty

"I was thinking about hitting dat so hard that I got a flight risk on her belly button."

by Joe876543 October 5, 2013

When your man juices congeal to a custardy substance and it gits all thick like mayonnaise.

Yo, J'nielle! Dat dime was so poppin last nite dat I couldn't even make it. My man-naize got all over her belly.

by Joe876543 October 12, 2013

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 30, 2013

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 30, 2013