19 definitions by Joe Smith 2
Politics/Nation
The "Original" U.S. War(Desert Storm/Gulf War) last's 2 1/2 months
African American Los Angelino Rodney King is caught on video getting Beat down by the LAPD,
Paul "Pee-Wee" Herman.....Need i say more,
Commusism ends in Russia Boris Yeltsin is elected president of that nation,
Milwaukee Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer is Caught later gets killed by an inmate in prison,
The Super Nintendo Video game system is released,
Sports
MLB:Minnesota Twins win The World Series
NFL:New York Giants are the 1990 Superbowl Champions
NBA:The Begining of the Jordan era in NBA as the Chicago Bulls win their first Title
NASCAR:Ernie Irvan wins the Daytona 500, Dale Earnhardt wins his 5th NASCAR Winston CUP Championship, one of my Favorite drivers Ken Schrader win's the last two of his only four Winston CUP Victory's
IRL: Indy 500 Winner:Ricky Mears
The "Original" U.S. War(Desert Storm/Gulf War) last's 2 1/2 months
African American Los Angelino Rodney King is caught on video getting Beat down by the LAPD,
Paul "Pee-Wee" Herman.....Need i say more,
Commusism ends in Russia Boris Yeltsin is elected president of that nation,
Milwaukee Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer is Caught later gets killed by an inmate in prison,
The Super Nintendo Video game system is released,
Sports
MLB:Minnesota Twins win The World Series
NFL:New York Giants are the 1990 Superbowl Champions
NBA:The Begining of the Jordan era in NBA as the Chicago Bulls win their first Title
NASCAR:Ernie Irvan wins the Daytona 500, Dale Earnhardt wins his 5th NASCAR Winston CUP Championship, one of my Favorite drivers Ken Schrader win's the last two of his only four Winston CUP Victory's
IRL: Indy 500 Winner:Ricky Mears
that (Above) in a nutshell was alot of 1991
by Joe Smith 2 December 17, 2007
3 Diffrent meanings
1.Sears department stores are the exclusive seller's of Craftsman tool's(Tool: wrench, saw, screwdrivers, etc.)
2.a Man or Woman who's a dipshit
3.a Shitty-annoying ass rock band fronted by a buttface named Maynard James Keenan
1.Sears department stores are the exclusive seller's of Craftsman tool's(Tool: wrench, saw, screwdrivers, etc.)
2.a Man or Woman who's a dipshit
3.a Shitty-annoying ass rock band fronted by a buttface named Maynard James Keenan
Tool has 3 diff meanings
by Joe Smith 2 January 14, 2008
(Didn't actually happen)I'm window shopping at a Wal-mart i come across a brunette haired woman with a well endowed bussom who's wearing a cleavage-bearing shirt, in the magazine section looking at magazines, me:those are some nice tubs you got yourself there m'am, woman:i beg your pardon?!?!, me:"tubs" it's my word for a chick with a big rack...."like you" woman:(slap's me in my face and call's me a perverted asshole"said it while she slapped my face" and in a hastily&miffed manner walks away with her cart)
by Joe Smith 2 December 17, 2007
by Joe Smith 2 August 8, 2007
smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt
me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.
by Joe Smith 2 August 10, 2007