Joe Bone's definitions

Gut Buster

a fully loaded deep-dish pizza slice, popular at college pizzerias throughout the midwest.

Six beers, two gut busters and a blunt; no wonder she horked.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

sacajawea

a scrotum, or "nutsack"

Ouch!- I sat down wrong and hurt my sacajawea.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

swordfight

Two guys having sex simultaneously with the same woman-- one in her ass and one in her snapper.

Dude: I am very surprised that Brandeis girl let us swordfight inside her.
Guy: I am not.

by Joe Bone April 6, 2005

something you don't want

a very bad outcome; serious trouble or a big mess; a beatdown.

"Dude you keep saying that and you're gonna get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone May 13, 2005

goob

a female newbie, as in "girl noob"

Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

pink and green

A female devotee of Lily Pulitzer type apparel, often found at snooty upscale colleges, especially in the South.

"It sure was funny seeing that "pink and green" puking her brains out last night."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005