monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

headlights

1. oversized diamond earrings

2. oversized female breasts, see hooters

1. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

2. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

blowfly

someone who enjoys other peoples cocaine; a cocaine mooch

"Keep dat blowfly bitch o' your'n at home next time bro'"

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

royhead

A human head with a very large posterior lobe; typically a sign of great intelligence.

Get a load of the royhead on that guy.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

boonyak

a person of low repute or poor taste.

Man, what kind of Nativity scene has Frosty the Snowman and Papa Smurf witnessing the birth of Christ? Must be your new neighbors are boonyaks.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005