Joe Bone's definitions

juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.

1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

shavetail

A shaved pussy, or a woman with same.

Damn, get a load of that shavetail!

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

co-hog

an unattractive co-ed; a co-ed that resembles a pig.

not to be confused with cohog, see quahog, a type of mollusk

"Yo I would rather lose my left nut than have to look at one more co-hog."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

fudgie

a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like Mackinac Island Michigan or Door County Wisconsin.

"My God, Clark, you almost ran over that fudgie."

by Joe Bone April 1, 2005

ya hey

OK, yes, or hello in Minnesota/Wisconsin speak. From German "Ja".

Stosh: "Ya hey dere, Otto."
Otto: "Ya hey."

Lars: "You like hot dish?"
Sven: "Ya hey!"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

gut

a very easy college course

"Philosophy 106 was such a gut; we just sat around making shit up."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005