Joe Bone's definitions

bubba

1. Large male hillbilly or redneck type.

2. Affectionate term for one's Jewish grandmother.

1. Bubba will kick your ass.

2. Bubba will give you cake.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

salad man

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

by Joe Bone April 7, 2005

gimlet-eyed

refers to an aging or world-weary barfly with eyes the color of a gin gimlet, or one who has consumed too many gin gimlets.

"I do believe that gimlet-eyed gent has soiled himself."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

italian beef

1. slow-cooked roast beef usually served with peppers or giardinera on italian bread, sometimes dipped in gravy. Has nothing to do with Italy, but very popular in Chicago. Not to be confused with Philly cheese-steak.

2. a complaint or argument offered by an Italian-American.

3. the penis of an Italian-American male. see italian sausage.

1. When I go by my ma's I always get italian beef.

2. My sister-in-law always has some italian beef.

3. I got your italian beef right here.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

dago T

a sleeveless mens undershirt, apparently popular with men of Italian descent, sometimes called a Dago Tee

"Dats a nice look ya got dere wit dat dago T, Tony."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

barnburner

An especially exciting sporting event such as a football or basketball game, typified by back and forth scoring and a great finish.

Dad: "Damn, that game was a barnburner!"

Joe: "What the hell are you talking about, old man?"

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.

1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005