Joe Bone's definitions

how it's gonna be

1. assert one's power over a subordinate, often with reference to firing or disciplining someone

2. kick someone's ass

similar: how it's going to be, how it is

1. Boss told her how it's gonna be; now she's on the street.

2. Moose and Rocco told him how it's gonna be; now he's in the street.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

dog leg

1. in golf, a layout that turns to the right or left.

2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water

1. "Seve tried to cut the dog leg, but ended up in the rough."

2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

pink and green

A female devotee of Lily Pulitzer type apparel, often found at snooty upscale colleges, especially in the South.

"It sure was funny seeing that "pink and green" puking her brains out last night."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

sacajawea

a scrotum, or "nutsack"

Ouch!- I sat down wrong and hurt my sacajawea.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

something you don't want

a very bad outcome; serious trouble or a big mess; a beatdown.

"Dude you keep saying that and you're gonna get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone May 13, 2005

goob

a female newbie, as in "girl noob"

Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005