Joe's definitions

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

paris hilton

ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch

man i aint touchin that

by joe February 1, 2004

shota

The best man on earth

O gosh, I love you you are such a SHOTA!

by Joe October 1, 2003

Ocknorbal Jelly wart

Very sublte yet moldy war, on the underside

frumnda cheeze

by joe May 12, 2003

Nick Kang

He is the hero of the game True Crime streets of LA.
An ex member of the L.A.P.D and now a member of the E.O.D.(Elite Operations division).
Although he may be a cop he can still bitch up anyone he feels like!!!(and do matrix moves).

I'm "Nick kang" I'm going to bitch that hobo up with my car.

by joe October 24, 2003

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005