Jody's definitions

Texas Hot Stick

when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.

"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."

by jody June 21, 2006

tactical spew

to be sick on purpose with the intention to carry on drinking even more alcohol

fuck me man, i was so fucking cunted last night i had 15 tactical spews just to make it past 10 o'clock.

by jody October 30, 2003

mama drama

what we call made-for-tv movies like the kind you see on Lifetime for Women

Did you watch that Mama Drama the other night starring Jacquelyn Smith?

by Jody May 6, 2005

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

by jody November 15, 2003

up on blocks

the 28th day of a womans 'cycle'

she wouldnt let me fuck her coz she was up on blocks.

by jody October 30, 2003

yupperz

A word used by cutesy gurlz, usually with an exclamation mark, to mean "yes".

I asked her a question and she replied, "Yupperz!"
Gag.

by Jody December 2, 2004

dodang

noun: schlong, trouser snake, big dink

noun: moron, asshole, dickmunch

Damn, Nut's thick dodang really rips a girl's insides apart!

Dave, quit being a dodang!

by Jody November 10, 2004