Jody's definitions

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

by jody November 15, 2003

mama drama

what we call made-for-tv movies like the kind you see on Lifetime for Women

Did you watch that Mama Drama the other night starring Jacquelyn Smith?

by Jody May 6, 2005

hackbart

a terrible golfer, one with less than adequate skills.

Even though Jody had new golf clubs, shoes, and all the proper attire, she was still a hackbart.

by Jody May 6, 2005

bounce

to fuck someone you dont know, especially in liverpool

oy luv, fancy a bounce?

by jody October 30, 2003

tactical spew

to be sick on purpose with the intention to carry on drinking even more alcohol

fuck me man, i was so fucking cunted last night i had 15 tactical spews just to make it past 10 o'clock.

by jody October 30, 2003

bill boarders bucket

a very large and deep, gushing vagina

man, i met some girl last night, her cunt was so fucked up i thought id fallen over into a pile of shit.

by jody June 11, 2006

Texas Hot Stick

when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.

"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."

by jody June 21, 2006