9 definitions by JobesJeebs

david archuleta

Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).

Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008