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indie music

Should be used to describe any unsigned artists or strictly speaking, those signed to an independent record label -- where the term 'indie' originates.
Instead it is synonymous with the flannel and skinny jean-wearing baby-faced musicians, fitting into the "hipster" subculture, whose testicles are yet to drop. Their instrument of choice is either the acoustic guitar or the keyboard, that adds to their limp and poncy sound.
A: "Do you like indie music?"
B: "Yeah"
A: "What is your favourite indie band?"
B: "Anal Cunt"
A: "Aren't they metal?"
B: "Well they have been signed to independent record labels throughout their history, so they are indie"
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 25, 2013
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gaytriarchy

When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.
The gaytriarchy has gotten to Jamie, it took him 45 minutes to moisturise and pluck his eyebrows.
by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014
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Tumblr

A blogging website for the pseudo-intellectuals who love to be marginalised and victimised by society, that think reblogging nonsensical propaganda from the comfort of behind their computer screen will revolutionise the world we live in.

It is also used by people to post naked photos and videos of themselves on.
99% of Tumblr are self-proclaimed non-white fat gay disabled vegan transsexual atheist feminists, who blame their insecurities on anyone but themselves. The rest are horny girls.
by JizzySpunkbubbles July 8, 2014
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missojinny

The spelling of 'misogyny' to mock third wave feminists, as a result of their persistent cries of sexism over trivial first world problems.
Jen: 'It's sexist to see women objectified like this in the media.'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles September 16, 2014
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fud eyes

A derogatory term for someone who has narrow eyes, primarily those from the Far East.
OI, FUD EYES! MAKE US SOME NOODLES.
by JizzySpunkbubbles October 13, 2010
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Turkey

A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
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Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
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