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No Russian

Unarguably the most controversial aspect of popular video game Modern Warfare 2 (or just in video gaming altogether).
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
Guy #1: What did you think of the No Russian level?
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
by JizzySpunkbubbles December 25, 2009
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bean polishing

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 26, 2013
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Turkey

A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
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manshaming

When feminists can't hold a rational debate, they start forcing guilt on men and shaming them by:
-Twisting what's been said out of context
-Putting words that haven't been said into their mouths
-Saying things that are irrelevant to the point in hand
Or any other technique that revolves around blaming the male in a speculative and/or petty manner.
"I tried to point out to Barbara that her girl-only cake sale was sexist but she started manshaming me for the treatment of women in the Middle East."
by JizzySpunkbubbles November 3, 2013
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Grozzle

Ewww, you've got grozzle all over the curtains.
You're grozzling down your face.
by JizzySpunkbubbles April 24, 2010
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fud eyes

A derogatory term for someone who has narrow eyes, primarily those from the Far East.
OI, FUD EYES! MAKE US SOME NOODLES.
by JizzySpunkbubbles October 13, 2010
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missojinny

The spelling of 'misogyny' to mock third wave feminists, as a result of their persistent cries of sexism over trivial first world problems.
Jen: 'It's sexist to see women objectified like this in the media.'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles September 16, 2014
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