JizzySpunkbubbles's definitions
A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
Get the Handegg Charity Shieldmug. Like Diet Coke but actually tastes like something fit for human consumption, another difference is girls won't buy into it because it doesn't have 'diet' in its name.
'What's the point of Diet Coke still being in production when Coke Zero exists and doesn't taste like half of the periodic table?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 22, 2014
Get the Coke Zeromug. My cupboards are bare = My cupboards are empty
I've done bare work today = I've done lots of work today
I've done bare work today = I've done lots of work today
by JizzySpunkbubbles October 26, 2012
Get the Baremug. A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.
The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.
The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
Get the Turkeymug. Unarguably the most controversial aspect of popular video game Modern Warfare 2 (or just in video gaming altogether).
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
Guy #1: What did you think of the No Russian level?
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
by JizzySpunkbubbles December 25, 2009
Get the No Russianmug. Should be used to describe any unsigned artists or strictly speaking, those signed to an independent record label -- where the term 'indie' originates.
Instead it is synonymous with the flannel and skinny jean-wearing baby-faced musicians, fitting into the "hipster" subculture, whose testicles are yet to drop. Their instrument of choice is either the acoustic guitar or the keyboard, that adds to their limp and poncy sound.
Instead it is synonymous with the flannel and skinny jean-wearing baby-faced musicians, fitting into the "hipster" subculture, whose testicles are yet to drop. Their instrument of choice is either the acoustic guitar or the keyboard, that adds to their limp and poncy sound.
A: "Do you like indie music?"
B: "Yeah"
A: "What is your favourite indie band?"
B: "Anal Cunt"
A: "Aren't they metal?"
B: "Well they have been signed to independent record labels throughout their history, so they are indie"
B: "Yeah"
A: "What is your favourite indie band?"
B: "Anal Cunt"
A: "Aren't they metal?"
B: "Well they have been signed to independent record labels throughout their history, so they are indie"
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 25, 2013
Get the indie musicmug. When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.
by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014
Get the gaytriarchymug.