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missojinny

The spelling of 'misogyny' to mock third wave feminists, as a result of their persistent cries of sexism over trivial first world problems.
Jen: 'It's sexist to see women objectified like this in the media.'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles September 16, 2014
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Coke Zero

Like Diet Coke but actually tastes like something fit for human consumption, another difference is girls won't buy into it because it doesn't have 'diet' in its name.
'What's the point of Diet Coke still being in production when Coke Zero exists and doesn't taste like half of the periodic table?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 22, 2014
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out-oppress

When people compete with others to see who can marginalise themselves from society more, by applying as many seclusionary labels to themselves as they can.
Ranjita: "I'm a black one-legged lesbian Muslim immigrant, you can't out-oppress me!"
xΔ d2-nQщo: "Well, I'm a fat depressed autistic trans nonbinary genderqueer asexual otherkin vegan anarchist PoC with disabled leg hair."
Ranjita: "I have no idea what you have just said... Do you want a medal or something?"
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 15, 2014
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Tumblr

A blogging website for the pseudo-intellectuals who love to be marginalised and victimised by society, that think reblogging nonsensical propaganda from the comfort of behind their computer screen will revolutionise the world we live in.

It is also used by people to post naked photos and videos of themselves on.
99% of Tumblr are self-proclaimed non-white fat gay disabled vegan transsexual atheist feminists, who blame their insecurities on anyone but themselves. The rest are horny girls.
by JizzySpunkbubbles July 8, 2014
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thin privilege

Where fat people blame anyone but themselves -- particularly those much skinnier than them -- for being greedy, lazy and all-round unhealthy slobs.
Thin privilege is having a low chance of developing diabetes and heart disease because of your choice of lifestyle.
by JizzySpunkbubbles July 6, 2014
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gaytriarchy

When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.
The gaytriarchy has gotten to Jamie, it took him 45 minutes to moisturise and pluck his eyebrows.
by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014
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manshaming

When feminists can't hold a rational debate, they start forcing guilt on men and shaming them by:
-Twisting what's been said out of context
-Putting words that haven't been said into their mouths
-Saying things that are irrelevant to the point in hand
Or any other technique that revolves around blaming the male in a speculative and/or petty manner.
"I tried to point out to Barbara that her girl-only cake sale was sexist but she started manshaming me for the treatment of women in the Middle East."
by JizzySpunkbubbles November 3, 2013
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