12 definitions by Jizzy Jan

Fucky

When something is weird, and it creeps you the fuck out.

Spiders are fucking Fucky D:

by Jizzy Jan July 19, 2010

Assgasm

When taking a huggeee crap, right as it drops into the water of the toilet, it creates a huge splash. The water from the splash then shoots up into your rectum causing a cold tingling sensation, somewhat like an orgasm, but cold. Thus causing an assgasm.

me:Dude i had to take a major shit, but the fucking splash gave me an Assgasm.

by Jizzy Jan February 8, 2010

Land

The shit that you walk on. (unless on a boat or plane....Or on crutches/in a wheelchair) heheh

I'm on land motherfucker

by Jizzy Jan February 5, 2010

Schwimmwagon

A boat car-hybrid

Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?

by Jizzy Jan January 8, 2010

Julumber

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010