Jiub's definitions

the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.

Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."

by Jiub June 11, 2006

gwen stefani

A person that a lot of people hate, but not me!

Gwen Stefani is hot and I don't care what you think, so there.

by Jiub July 20, 2008

Homsar

Captain of the gravy train.
One who's lost his jengajam.

If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?

by Jiub December 13, 2003

jiba jaba

what you shouldn't do in front of Mr. T, or he'll throw you helluva far, foo'!

Stop that jiba jaba, foo'(s)!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Gold

The $300,000 Mr. T wears around his neck every day.

Don't touch my gold, foo'(s)!

Watch my gold for me, foo'!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

hummer

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Excursion

Biggest, abddest, stupidest, biggest, dumbest thing that wastes space; only good for teaching kids to drive because your kids won't die, the other guy will; turns every car into a speed bump.

AAAAHHH! Here comes an excursion!

by Jiub May 24, 2003