15 definitions by Jiub

jiba jaba

what you shouldn't do in front of Mr. T, or he'll throw you helluva far, foo'!

Stop that jiba jaba, foo'(s)!

by Jiub May 25, 2003

the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.

Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."

by Jiub June 2, 2006

SNAFU

Situation normal, all fucked up; Often used by the US armed forces.

cheif, we have a snafu!

by Jiub May 25, 2003

fingers

Something on your hands that never seem to fing...

Oh wait, there they go.

by Jiub September 3, 2003

hummer

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

by Jiub May 25, 2003

Gold

The $300,000 Mr. T wears around his neck every day.

Don't touch my gold, foo'(s)!

Watch my gold for me, foo'!

by Jiub May 25, 2003

gwen stefani

A person that a lot of people hate, but not me!

Gwen Stefani is hot and I don't care what you think, so there.

by Jiub July 7, 2005