Jimboozie's definitions

fagmeister

1. The king of all fags.
2. A nick name fags call each other.

Hey whats up its Tymeister the fagmeister.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

The Prayer

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.

by Jimboozie October 30, 2003

snarfer

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.

Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Pop smoke

1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.

2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.

After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.

by Jimboozie May 6, 2004

six four

1. Four, six packs of beer, or a flat of 24. Aka two four.
2. A veriation of the famous sixty-nine position. The main differance is one member is in a wheelchair.

Tyler is often found drinking a six four of beer before going to the bar. Then picking up a handicap girl and putting her in the six four position before making sweet love to her.

by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

let's get retarded

1. My personal battle cry.
2. See get retarted

I screemed let's get retarded and the boozie begain to fly, and soon Tyler was passed out in the van.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003