20 definitions by Jimboozie
1. Any pubic hair from the top of your ass crack to the chota.
2. When ones balls hang unubstructed and free to slap on your legs they are in full dingle.
2. When ones balls hang unubstructed and free to slap on your legs they are in full dingle.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
1. A brutal pounding of ones ass.
2. When the spot between the anus and the balls becomes severly brused. Often from ass pounding by someone bigger.then yourself.
2. When the spot between the anus and the balls becomes severly brused. Often from ass pounding by someone bigger.then yourself.
by Jimboozie October 13, 2003
1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.
Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.
Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.
Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.
by Jimboozie October 30, 2003
1.The filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncircumsized people.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
Tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( The shmagma fairy being a filthy uncircumsized 300 pound man named bubba).
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.
by Jimboozie May 7, 2004