Jimbob's definitions

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003

forn

some faggy ass bastard not from my small corner of the globe

dat dere towel wearin fag is from some forn country

by jimbob September 16, 2003

Booze

what makes the entire world go round.

I drink booze to make the entire world go round

by jimbob September 11, 2003

butt monkey

pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'

that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!

by jimbob November 17, 2003

pickleweasel

a moose that looks like a) a wild mountain pickle or b) a evil mung pickle.

the pickleweasel garumphed over the shazwar

by Jimbob December 10, 2003

puchy

to be so hungry you cannot think of anything or concentrate on anything but food

Meggie said to Stacey "Man, I was so puchy right before lunch in calculus"

by Jimbob October 7, 2004