Jimbob's definitions

punders

large, unattractive pants

by jimbob October 19, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

Hug

Something to forget in favor of the hump-de-hump

"Bitch, does it look like I wanna hug?"

by Jimbob September 5, 2003

Booze

what you drink when you are sad, a loser, bored, drunk, upset, mad at the world, or just feel like making the world go round.

I drink booze because it makes the world go round.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

Homsar

Acronym for Home Of My Stories and Rants, or www.homsar.com

by JimBob May 1, 2003

Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

hot karl

see hirby

i gave a hot karl to hirby

by jimbob February 15, 2003