Jimbob's definitions

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

anus apple

Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)

Shut up! You're such an anus apple!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

Fuck Wit

see townie or bridget jones apparently?

by jimbob September 7, 2003

int

Int: (Northern England) a shortening of "is not"

You: Its over there
Me: No it int

by Jimbob May 14, 2005

pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

buttsex

anal sex.

my penis feels warm and good when i have buttsex with kelly.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

by jimbob September 11, 2003