Definitions by Jimbob

FATLOCK 

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

FATLOCK by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

tuffie 

tuffie - confectionary

comes from middle england

"you coming to the tuffie shop mate?"

tuffie by jimbob January 21, 2004

Shaun Dean 

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.

Shaun Dean by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

dud 

describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face

The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.

dud by Jimbob January 18, 2004

hed 

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."

The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.

hed by Jimbob January 15, 2004

koskesh 

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp

did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?

koskesh by jimbob December 26, 2003

Ambo 

A small Amit Patel Variant used as small attack dogs

Im gonna get my ambo to rip your balls off jimbob

Ambo by JimBob December 25, 2003