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by JimboWales October 3, 2010
Get the fushigi mug.A retarded electric squirrel Pokémon. Like Marill, Plusle, Minun, and that chinchilla piece of shit pokémon coming out next generation, Pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). It doesn't evolve or anything and there's no kickass stats or anything, it jumps buttrapes itself to fainting. If you actually use it on your team of Pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.
A WILD PACHIRISU APPEARS.
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.
I win. :D
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.
I win. :D
by JimboWales August 18, 2010
Get the Pachirisu mug.When someone sends you a link to a video of Rebecca Black's "Friday" when you think it's something else. It's just like a rickroll, but a million times more annoying due to hearing a voice even autotune can't save.
Tim: "Dude, check out this trailer of the new Dark Knight sequel....Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is HOT!!!: youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0"
Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*
Tim: "XD"
Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."
Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*
Tim: "XD"
Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."
by JimboWales April 7, 2011
Get the blackroll mug.When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.
So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.
by JimboWales August 19, 2010
Get the time wasted mug.Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
Get the Michael Hitt mug.It's basically the same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, except for the fact that you also smear a monocle and (in some cases) a goatee along with the classic mustache.
Zack and Miri decided to try new things in bed last night than the usual doggie. Instead, they did a 71 and tried the fabled Fancy Martinez.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
Get the Fancy Martinez mug.The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
by JimboWales January 6, 2012
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