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It's basically the same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, except for the fact that you also smear a monocle and (in some cases) a goatee along with the classic mustache.
Zack and Miri decided to try new things in bed last night than the usual doggie. Instead, they did a 71 and tried the fabled Fancy Martinez.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
Get the Fancy Martinez mug.When someone sends you a link to a video of Rebecca Black's "Friday" when you think it's something else. It's just like a rickroll, but a million times more annoying due to hearing a voice even autotune can't save.
Tim: "Dude, check out this trailer of the new Dark Knight sequel....Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is HOT!!!: youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0"
Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*
Tim: "XD"
Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."
Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*
Tim: "XD"
Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."
by JimboWales April 7, 2011
Get the blackroll mug.Stylized as =3, this popular YouTube web show is hosted by Ray William Johnson, a guy living in NYC that looks like a midget raccoon with guido hair. Ray William Johnson hosts it and analyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random viewer (usually a hot chick), and then a montage of creative responses members of the "forum" (video viewers with YouTube accounts) replied to in response to the question presented in the previous video. So basically, it's like Tosh.0 but not as well-funded. It has grown to become one of YouTube's most subscribed shows, and has also spurred many different jokes. Some of these jokes include squaids, two camels in a tiny car, fake and gay among others. New videos usually pop up every Sunday and Wednesday nights, but sometimes there's exceptions.
Hey forum, welcome to another episode of Equals Three do you guys wanna see this fidgety-ass dog rave?
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.
by JimboWales August 17, 2010
Get the Equals Three mug.Similar to your mom jokes, but making fun of how hipsters reject anything as soon as it becomes popular with the masses, or better said, mainstream.
Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.
Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.
Examples of ...is so mainstream jokes:
Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.
Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.
Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.
Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.
Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.
Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.
Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.
Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.
by JimboWales June 4, 2011
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Get the fushigi mug.A retarded electric squirrel Pokémon. Like Marill, Plusle, Minun, and that chinchilla piece of shit pokémon coming out next generation, Pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). It doesn't evolve or anything and there's no kickass stats or anything, it jumps buttrapes itself to fainting. If you actually use it on your team of Pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.
A WILD PACHIRISU APPEARS.
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.
I win. :D
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.
I win. :D
by JimboWales August 18, 2010
Get the Pachirisu mug.One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.
Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
by JimboWales May 13, 2015
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