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Pachirisu

A retarded electric squirrel Pokémon. Like Marill, Plusle, Minun, and that chinchilla piece of shit pokémon coming out next generation, Pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). It doesn't evolve or anything and there's no kickass stats or anything, it jumps buttrapes itself to fainting. If you actually use it on your team of Pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.
A WILD PACHIRISU APPEARS.
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.

I win. :D
by JimboWales August 18, 2010
mugGet the Pachirisumug.

...is so mainstream

Similar to your mom jokes, but making fun of how hipsters reject anything as soon as it becomes popular with the masses, or better said, mainstream.

Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.
Examples of ...is so mainstream jokes:

Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.

Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.

Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.

Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.
by JimboWales June 4, 2011
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Fancy Martinez

It's basically the same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, except for the fact that you also smear a monocle and (in some cases) a goatee along with the classic mustache.
Zack and Miri decided to try new things in bed last night than the usual doggie. Instead, they did a 71 and tried the fabled Fancy Martinez.

Miri smelled like crap the next day.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
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time wasted

When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.
So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.
by JimboWales August 19, 2010
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Michael Hitt

Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
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blackroll

When someone sends you a link to a video of Rebecca Black's "Friday" when you think it's something else. It's just like a rickroll, but a million times more annoying due to hearing a voice even autotune can't save.
Tim: "Dude, check out this trailer of the new Dark Knight sequel....Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is HOT!!!: youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0"

Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*

Tim: "XD"

Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."
by JimboWales April 7, 2011
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jail pocket

One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.
Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?

Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.

Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*

Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
by JimboWales May 13, 2015
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