Jim Bob's definitions

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

you said it

saying something that someone else says

you said it,that girl is hawt

by Jim Bob October 28, 2003

fun button

Also know as the clit

Damn, After I licked her fun button she moaned like a champ.

by jim bob March 4, 2004

ga-jillion

A large number more than a million less than googleplex.

by Jim Bob July 24, 2003

neat

an exclamation joe says when waking up next to four 250lbs. black women after an intense night of drinking

Holy shit! This is fucking neat!

by jim bob September 14, 2004

gaft

a sweet trombone player; major pimp; fly wit da ladies.

Man, you sure be gaftin' it wit da ladies.

by Jim Bob February 16, 2003

Jagoff

mostly midwest synonym fo jerk-off

People who cut off people in traffic are jagoffs.

by Jim Bob September 12, 2003