Jim Bob's definitions

Chimmer

A totally inept person. Similar to a div or a retard.

A abbreviation of the terms 'Chin-Pie Gangster' and 'Chimp'

When are you going to get your homework done you frigging Chimmer?

by Jim Bob March 10, 2005

dialer

A computer program that causes your modem to dial a number to a computer server. This is meant to allow the caller to access/download files from the server.

Almost all dialers are for pornography. They may claim to be free, but always go to long-distance telephone numbers. These numbers are usually equivalent to 1-900 numbers in the U.S. (the numbers vary from county to country). The caller can end up paying a ridiculous amount of money in phone bills.

After using a dialer to download movies of Traci Lords, Jim Bob was shocked to find out his phone bill was $8,000.

by Jim Bob June 29, 2004

donut

adj.: being in an obese state, fat, or Ryan Chan from San Francisco

"Man, that dude is HELLA donut!!"

by Jim Bob July 18, 2006

Katthew

the sharing of a lung between two persons; no air space

Do they ever spend time apart? They are sooooo katthew.

by Jim Bob July 18, 2006

Bingo Chip

It's an asshole, you asshole.

Hey, jim-bob, look up my bingo chip 'ere an see if you can find my brother Steve.

by Jim Bob March 25, 2004

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

wood

A word that distinguishes a potent, well tasting type of weed (Krypto) with a more less potent type of weed (Regs)

Fuck that, i dont smoke that wood

by Jim Bob April 15, 2005