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Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD
man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank
by Jim Bob November 4, 2004
mugGet the Crotch Goblinmug.

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated
*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."
by Jim Bob June 21, 2004
mugGet the weez lardmug.

donkeylicious

"How was your ice cream?" "Donkeylicious"
by jim bob February 22, 2005
mugGet the donkeyliciousmug.

fanny fart

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef
by jim bob February 19, 2003
mugGet the fanny fartmug.

hundle

v.: 1.) to rub on a potatoe vigorously

2.) to ravenously gun down a beaver
1.) "I'm getting horny....time to hundle."

2.) "Okay, son. It's dinner time! We gotta go hundle by the dam and feed the family."
by Jim Bob June 21, 2004
mugGet the hundlemug.

donut

adj.: being in an obese state, fat, or Ryan Chan from San Francisco
"Man, that dude is HELLA donut!!"
by Jim Bob July 18, 2006
mugGet the donutmug.

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