Jim Bob's definitions

Bingo Chip

It's an asshole, you asshole.

Hey, jim-bob, look up my bingo chip 'ere an see if you can find my brother Steve.

by Jim Bob March 25, 2004

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

you said it

saying something that someone else says

you said it,that girl is hawt

by Jim Bob October 28, 2003

ga-jillion

A large number more than a million less than googleplex.

by Jim Bob July 24, 2003

gaft

a sweet trombone player; major pimp; fly wit da ladies.

Man, you sure be gaftin' it wit da ladies.

by Jim Bob February 16, 2003