Jim Birtwisle's definitions
A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.
by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008
Get the Wetherspoonsmug. To presume that an actor or actress will assume a character akin to that for which they have previously become famous. A good example is Matt Le Blanc. Having become so famous for his laid back, butt of all jokes character Joey in the tired US comedy Friends, it becomes hard to take him seriously in any other type of role.
Mike: Shall we rent 'Lost in Space'?
James: (hysterical laughter) Look, it's Joey on the cover trying to look hard!
Mike: Yeah, I guess he has been type cast
James: (hysterical laughter) Look, it's Joey on the cover trying to look hard!
Mike: Yeah, I guess he has been type cast
by Jim Birtwisle January 18, 2008
Get the type castmug. 1) Large body of water in the Scotish Highlands. Loch Ness rose to fame due to the myth of a large monster inhabiting the waters. Probably the only place in Scotland that American tourists are familiar with becase of:
2) A tragic film in which Ted Danson's reputation was well and truly drowned.
2) A tragic film in which Ted Danson's reputation was well and truly drowned.
Rob: I saw Loch Ness the other day.
Pete: In Scotland?
Rob: No, in the DVD bargain bucket at the petrol station.
Pete: In Scotland?
Rob: No, in the DVD bargain bucket at the petrol station.
by Jim Birtwisle January 24, 2008
Get the Loch Nessmug. Alternative to Big ups. A phrase used when a only a small, but still relevant amount of respect is due or when trying to keep a big up concealed from another person. Most effective when used in conjunction a sly low-five or a knowing nod of the head.
Can also be used as sarcasm upon hearing news from someone who thought their achievement would command more respect than it was realistically worth.
Can also be used as sarcasm upon hearing news from someone who thought their achievement would command more respect than it was realistically worth.
by Jim Birtwisle January 22, 2008
Get the little-upsmug. Nathan: Did you watch the American football last night?
Lawrence: Is that the sport where men of questionable sexuality covered in plastic jump on top of each other.
Nathan: Yeah, apparently they throw a 'ball' around as some sort of cover for the whole thing.
Lawrence: Is that the sport where men of questionable sexuality covered in plastic jump on top of each other.
Nathan: Yeah, apparently they throw a 'ball' around as some sort of cover for the whole thing.
by Jim Birtwisle February 6, 2008
Get the american footballmug. A fat persons hand upon making a fist. Because of the excess fat around the hands, knuckles are not defined. This means the fist is blob like and sometimes they have small dimples where pronounced knuckles can be found on the hand of a person of average build. This gives the appearence of a childs sculpting of a hand from child friendly Playdo modelling clay.
Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
by Jim Birtwisle December 7, 2007
Get the Playdo fistsmug. An alcoholic beverage, usually a tin of lager that is taken for consumption on public transport en route to the pub/bar/club
by Jim Birtwisle January 16, 2008
Get the travellermug.