Jim Birtwisle's definitions

traveller

An alcoholic beverage, usually a tin of lager that is taken for consumption on public transport en route to the pub/bar/club

John, taking any travellers for the train?

by Jim Birtwisle January 16, 2008

Loch Ness

1) Large body of water in the Scotish Highlands. Loch Ness rose to fame due to the myth of a large monster inhabiting the waters. Probably the only place in Scotland that American tourists are familiar with becase of:

2) A tragic film in which Ted Danson's reputation was well and truly drowned.

Rob: I saw Loch Ness the other day.

Pete: In Scotland?

Rob: No, in the DVD bargain bucket at the petrol station.

by Jim Birtwisle January 24, 2008

little-ups

Alternative to Big ups. A phrase used when a only a small, but still relevant amount of respect is due or when trying to keep a big up concealed from another person. Most effective when used in conjunction a sly low-five or a knowing nod of the head.

Can also be used as sarcasm upon hearing news from someone who thought their achievement would command more respect than it was realistically worth.

Hey Dan, I merk'd John at Pro Evo the other day,

wow, little-ups to that bro!

by Jim Birtwisle January 22, 2008

facebook memory

The act of using Facebook to recall a previous night's intoxicated events using photos added by others.

I don't remember going to that bar at all. I only have a facebook memory thanks to Adams photos.

by Jim Birtwisle December 20, 2007

type cast

To presume that an actor or actress will assume a character akin to that for which they have previously become famous. A good example is Matt Le Blanc. Having become so famous for his laid back, butt of all jokes character Joey in the tired US comedy Friends, it becomes hard to take him seriously in any other type of role.

Mike: Shall we rent 'Lost in Space'?

James: (hysterical laughter) Look, it's Joey on the cover trying to look hard!

Mike: Yeah, I guess he has been type cast

by Jim Birtwisle January 18, 2008

Wetherspoons

A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.

Dude, Where's Mickey?

Oh he fancied a fight so he went up to the Wetherspoons

by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008

american football

Tupperware plated rugby

Nathan: Did you watch the American football last night?

Lawrence: Is that the sport where men of questionable sexuality covered in plastic jump on top of each other.

Nathan: Yeah, apparently they throw a 'ball' around as some sort of cover for the whole thing.

by Jim Birtwisle February 6, 2008