Jim's definitions

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

redhead

fire crotch

when the curtains match the carpet aight

by Jim April 12, 2003

Yaoi

AKA Hentai for Homos.

And also horny and annoying fangirls like yaoi.

by Jim September 25, 2005

thats the worst

something being bad

John Miksza is the worst.

by jim April 30, 2004

droogie

The name Dave Mustaine uses to refer to all the great Megadeth Fans!

Mustaine sez goodbye Droogies! :)
MSGD

by jim August 2, 2004

Lex Luthor/lexluthor

A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).

I love Kathy but she's such a lexluthor.

by Jim November 25, 2004

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004