Jim's definitions

Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.

Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.

by Jim November 18, 2003

truckers choice

n. any stimulant, amphetamines in particular

"Trucker's Choice- I wont sleep till sunday!"

by jim June 24, 2003

shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity

"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"

by jim July 2, 2003

shlangshalng

not being a fat ass

jotex

by Jim August 3, 2003

punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter

"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."

by jim May 7, 2005

tox

Ausforums username of the most respected user that also has the largest penis in the community.

Tox-rox-ur-box-in-his-sox-he-wears-jox-u-sux-cox!

by jim August 27, 2003

yam

The male gonads of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003