Jim's definitions

spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

by Jim February 5, 2005

pitsnoggle

Intoxicated, drunk, inebriated; stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled"

All the WVU fans were pitsnoggled.

by Jim March 25, 2005

reet

done correctly with style and craftsmanship when pertainng to a persons finished work. I.E neat, right, clean, high quality; english slang and american hotrodders term. usually used as a compliment.

Man!, did you see that 57 chevy? Now that's one reet ride.

Mom's pudding is delicious, she makes a reet pudding. Mom's pudding is reet.

by jim February 12, 2004

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 26, 2002

henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004

Smella

the female ginitals that are unwashed and "smell", hence "smella"

damn... i was with that ho the otha nite and she had one hell of a smella on her

by jim December 14, 2003