Jim's definitions

Hairy Bank

Police Boi

The filth, the fuzzy muff, the pigs, the hairy banks

by Jim November 23, 2003

Lex Luthor/lexluthor

A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).

I love Kathy but she's such a lexluthor.

by Jim November 25, 2004

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

manual sex

A fancy sounding term for a handjob.

Im going over to Dana's later for some hot manual sex!

by Jim September 20, 2005

redhead

fire crotch

when the curtains match the carpet aight

by Jim April 12, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003

Volbi

From the latin word 'Volbi', meaning huge badass. Used to describe many great heros and, of course, badasses, throughout history. Volbi, as we know it today, has become synonymous with awesomeness, asskickingness, badassness, and overall better-than-everything-elseness. Volbi, by definition, is better than you.

Volbi is such a huge badass. He reaks of awesomeness.

by Jim July 18, 2006