Jim's definitions

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.

Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's

by jim March 11, 2004

double nickel

Traveling at 55 M.P.H.

I was rollin double nickel on I-94 thru Milwaukee

by Jim May 13, 2008

eunice lee

cutest little korean girl ever =)

yo eunice lee is one cute honey!

by Jim February 17, 2004

alko

1. The sound of happiness
2. The advancement of ok

1. ALKO!!! i just got this awexome graphix card!!
2.alko.. if u say so..

by Jim November 23, 2003

pH

1. Species of primate, most often found near a LCD monitor and an ADSL accessible PC. Forearms have evolved in a lengthened manner, and right hand and fingers have evolved strangely similar to the shape of a microsoft optical mouse. Left hand is of a different morphology, most similarly imitating the pattern of 'W,S,A,D' keys on a common keyboard.

2. CS player - says it all

pH: Sorry cant play WC3, am playing CS

by Jim January 6, 2004