JiM's definitions

Shivam

A dumb-ass kid who wears his shorts and sandels in the winter.

Why is Shivam wearing his shorts when it is 20 degrees below out?

by Jim November 11, 2003

Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

by Jim April 15, 2006

Skroot

A mutt or mixed breed dog

Lets take the skroot for a walk.

by Jim May 22, 2004

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

afghan tea-bag

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

ragworthy

Ragworthy means that a person is worthy of a 'Rag' (intercourse, of a mindless, emotionless nature. not to be confused with lovemaking).

"shit dude, that chick is ragworthy!"
"hells yeah!"

by Jim February 21, 2005

jadakiss

a rapper that has been around since biggie was alive. once was in the lox, now is part of d-block. most of jadakiss' songs are hard and shit, but the release of "why?" is his poor attempt at tryin to be a hood politic and thinks he knows whats up in the world, when all he does is drive around throwing fircrackers and gettin blazed

he gotta get his act intact, stick with the hard shit

by jim August 10, 2004