Definitions by Jfman

Advers-ocado 

The fear that the avocado you're cutting into might be all nasty and brown inside.

I really want some avocado toast, but my avocados are old and I'm scared to see what's inside them. I guess I have advers-ocado.

Advers-ocado by Jfman April 16, 2021

Feated 

Shortened version of “undefeated” by cancelling the double negative. Defeated means not winning so undefeated means not not winning. Feated=winning.

My team is 4 and 0. They are totally feated

Feated by Jfman October 11, 2020

Millennial 

Some who only knows Sarah McLachlan as that sad animal lady.

Me: I still think “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.

Millennial by Jfman December 25, 2018

Panty Liner Line 

The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.

Dude, check out that babe in the yoga pants...oh...she’s got a panty liner line!

Panty Liner Line by Jfman November 16, 2018

Lanai 

Hawaiian for a private porch attached to a hotel room, perfect for having outdoor sex.

We stayed in a great resort and had tons of lanai sex

Lanai by Jfman August 30, 2018

Humanbumps 

On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.

It’s so cold that all the geese have humanbumps.

Humanbumps by Jfman August 30, 2018

Selfie Shock 

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

Selfie Shock by Jfman August 30, 2018