1 definition by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings
Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings April 11, 2006