6 definitions by Jesucka

skank latte

Originating in Port Orchard Wa. in 2003,a skank latte someone who is a skank or assosiates with skanks ecspecially those who may work at a latte stand.Similiar to; cuntwagon, whore-bandage and slut muffin

"You're a skank latte."

"Those girls are such a bunch of skank lattes!"

by Jesucka July 24, 2009

tweakerdoodle

A tweakerdoodle is someone who has used so much methamphetamines that they no longer have a functioning noggin. Tweakerdoodles can be seen walking on the side of the road collecting rocks, pretending to landscape piles of trash in front of their trailers, or scurrying around town.

Lock the doors there's that tweakerdoodle again!

Good Lord, look at that tweakerdoodle!

by Jesucka June 19, 2018

Slaughter County

A county in Washington state, renamed Kitsap County on July 13,1857. Kitsap County is home to Port Orchard, Bremerton, Olalla, Poulsbo and Silverdale. Despite its beauty, Slaughter County is full of rapists, killers and meth labs. Jokingly known as Kidnap County.

That crazy shit must have happened in Slaughter County.

Wanna see the Slaughter County Roller Vixens roller derby tonight?

by Jesucka May 27, 2012

Schlampz

An endearing term derived from the German word Schlampe- bitch/slut and the German word Schotzi meaning loved one.

I love you schlampz.
My schlampz.

by Jesucka December 4, 2011

Jesucka

A Jessica or Jesica who hates her name and rewrites it for maximum coolness.

Jesucka kicked some whore bandage's ass today

Jesucka is building a space ship.

by Jesucka May 27, 2012

Whore bandage

someone nasty like god knows what cold be on a whore's bandage.

you fucking whore bandage!

by Jesucka July 25, 2009