Jessica's definitions

Bam Margera

He's hilarious, rich, and a pretty good sk8er, but not the best. He's also a little crazy. Plus that he's a total hottie.

Studly, hottie, popular, Hilarious, weird

by Jessica December 5, 2003

iaks

It's a knee slapper- a word used by few a different way of saying lol

person 1: he fell in a mud hole
preson 2: omg! iaks!

by Jessica April 25, 2005

whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."

Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?

by jessica March 30, 2004

madonna-whore complex

A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.

Tony Soprano all the way.

by JESSICA February 24, 2004

nashole

Fans of Nascar

living in Dover , Delaware sucks during race weekend. The town is full of drunk, redneck, Nasholes

Another Nashole got arrested today after he decided that everyone should be a fan of #3 and spraypainted it on all the cars in the parkinglot.

by Jessica May 13, 2005

Facky

Something so stupid that there is really no point to it.

That television show is so freakin facky.

That person is facky

by Jessica September 18, 2003

shits

a word to relate the feeling of enjoyment

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"

by Jessica April 2, 2005