Jessica's definitions

dudfester

loving someone so much that u hate them

she dudfestered the dumbass waiter she had every Tuesday

by Jessica August 17, 2004

bizlitch

lesbion who is a bitch

stupid bizlitch you aint cool

by jessica April 28, 2004

snafus

n. A chaotic or confused situation.
adj. In a state of confusion or chaos.
tr.v. To make confused or chaotic.

this situation is snafus

by Jessica April 12, 2005

eat up

when a guy licks a girl's pussy.

I ate up a girl last night.

by jessica February 21, 2003

shits

a word to relate the feeling of enjoyment

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"

by Jessica April 2, 2005

whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."

Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?

by jessica March 30, 2004

iaks

It's a knee slapper- a word used by few a different way of saying lol

person 1: he fell in a mud hole
preson 2: omg! iaks!

by Jessica April 25, 2005