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loaft

"the 5-0's gonna bust us for loafting up here"
by Jessica August 5, 2003
mugGet the loaftmug.

feeling up

When a guy puts his hands down a girls shirt and squeezes her tits
I felt her up.
by jessica February 21, 2003
mugGet the feeling upmug.

fashure

Fashure means to understand what your dealing with.
Having the correct answer to your question.
Asking a person if they really mean what their saying.
I'm fashure!
Are you fashure that your coming home?
by Jessica April 6, 2005
mugGet the fashuremug.

Jelly bracelets

I think that the whole "sex bracelets" is all bull. I mean schools in my area have even banned them because they "promote" sexual relations. I believe that no matter what, people are still going to have sex and whatnot with or without banning the bracelets. Breaking someone's "sex bracelet" does not mean you HAVE to have sex with that person, it's still your choice. I wear the Jelly bracelets and yes some of my friends and my ex and my current boyfriend have even broken them but that doesn't mean I am obligated to have sex with them, I'm still a Virgin!!! My friends and I all do know what the colors "mean" but we jokingly break them basically making fun of people who actually think you have to have sex with someone who broke your black jelly bracelet. Get real people! Keep wearing those Jelly bracelets no matter what people think! ROCK ON!
omg u broke my jelly bracelet, my mom's gonna kill me!
by Jessica August 25, 2004
mugGet the Jelly braceletsmug.

pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.
My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.
by Jessica June 13, 2005
mugGet the pull a jesusmug.

ss

by Jessica July 31, 2003
mugGet the ssmug.

velda

A god like being with immense technical knowledge.
Only Velda could know so much about technology.
by Jessica May 5, 2003
mugGet the veldamug.

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