Jessica's definitions

eat up

when a guy licks a girl's pussy.

I ate up a girl last night.

by jessica February 21, 2003

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

Shunned

A. Fantasized about
B. Mentally sexed
C. Thought about

You've been shunned!!

by Jessica November 10, 2003

semen

white,hot,sticky yet yummy cum! composed of sperm cells which i often swallow during every intercourse!it is also a good source of vitamins and mineral which can make you look younger and attractive. best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks

my boyfriend's cum is so delicious cuz it tasted like cherry fruit. i just love the scent!!!sometimes, i'm using it in my face to make it soft and supple.

by jessica February 24, 2005

Bam Margera

He's hilarious, rich, and a pretty good sk8er, but not the best. He's also a little crazy. Plus that he's a total hottie.

Studly, hottie, popular, Hilarious, weird

by Jessica December 5, 2003

shits

a word to relate the feeling of enjoyment

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"

by Jessica April 2, 2005