Jesse's definitions

captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

by jesse March 17, 2007

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003

qwazx

The left side of the keyboard...quazx.com for more

qwazx is so l33t

by Jesse July 25, 2003

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 5, 2003

D-Town

fuck yall... d town (DETROIT MICHIGAN) where the real hustlas at.

8 mile in detroit fo sho baby

by jesse November 9, 2004

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

butt buddies

Two very close friends that spend a lot of time together, and are rarely seen apart from each other.

"They are butt buddies."

by Jesse February 18, 2005