Jess's definitions

complasted

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.

*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.

by Jess September 1, 2008

did

A way to explain your hair once it has been styled.

"I just got my hair did"
"I can't go out now, maybe after I get my hair did"

Famous Quotations!
"Get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair did" - Missy Elliot

by jess February 23, 2007

piggy

A male, often overweight intellectual. Is generally used in a complimentary fashion. Comes from the character Piggy in Lord of the Flies.

Piggy, you're the coolest, smartest guy on the planet.

by Jess November 18, 2006

uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

by jess June 11, 2006

rab

Quick reference for the newsgroup rec.arts.bodyart.

That dude over there with the hooks in his back? I know him from rab!

by Jess April 16, 2006

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

by Jess July 21, 2005

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

by Jess July 21, 2005