Jess's definitions

balop

A word madfe up between a MAD TV episode and a drivers ed teacher I had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.

I pooped my pants today, BALOP!

by Jess April 18, 2005

innit

originates from Chatham in Kent, used by many, mainly chavs or just lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'isn't it'.
Innit can be used anywhere in a sentence and can be used sarcastically, complementingly or just innit.

'That orange is well juciy innit!'
'good innit'
'What you looking at innit!'
'innit'

by Jess January 19, 2005

smuttonchops

To describe a girl who easily engages in sexual activity. Name used for girls named Meg

Turbo Bitch Squad! Farm Girl! Smuttonchops! Coneticitius!

by Jess December 1, 2003

goose poo

the smell of victory

I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.

by jess March 27, 2003

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003

tynan

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004

tynan

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004