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poser

- People who try to be something they are not.
- People who have no idea what they are talking about.
- Insecure people who try to hard to fit in

Just be yourself. Black, Italian, Irish, Chinise, skater, goth, cheerleader, whatever just be yourself and don't give up who you are just to have fake friends.
Poser: "Oh my gawd I am so emoo, ew why are you wearing red?!? that's not dark and misunderstood like me!!

Normal Kid: "Emo doesn't mean wearing all back, fuck face, and I'm wearing red cause it's my favorite color, so you can pretend to be emo or whatver but in the end your just a replica of so many other fake kids aroudn you".
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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MTV rap

There are two Types of rap music, MTV rap and Real rap.
MTV kills music, it makes people think rap is all about selling drugs, disrespecting women, when it so much more than that. DO NOT judge rap from, 50 Cent, Soulja Boy, Hurricane Chris, D4L, T-pain, Ja Rule, DFB, or anything else that is played on mainsteam TV or radio. Rap is about using poetry to express life. Living in poor urban areas is hard, that's why rap was invented to lift people's spirits. Of course corporate America saw this at a chance to make money and soon tried to commercialize rap. Real rap artists are, Tupac, Rakim, Gangstarr, Wu-tang clan, Mobb Deep, Public Enemy, Warren G, Nas, and more. Listen to their music before you judge the stupid garbage that MTV plays.
Rocker Kid: Rap is crap.

Me: You probablly are talking about Soulja Boy and other idiots like him. Listen to Rakim, or Tupac, not MTV Rap.
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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haterade

a metaphorical drink that haters sip on.
signs of abuse of haterade are;
1. Cock-blocking
2. Shit talking
3. Playa hating
Ay keep sippin' on your haterade, dumbass hater
by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007
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newyorkrican

Fake Puertoricans. Puertoricans are friendly, smart, strong, cool, people of the island Puerto Rico. They speak spanish and have the most amazing beaches. They are proud of their boricuan heritage. Newyorkricans are dirty, fake, people of puertorican descent. They speak broken spanish, think their black, and talk with a fake black accent. If you wanna show your real boricuan pride don't try to act black.
Newyorkrican: aYo iMa bu$t a cAp iN yoOh!

Real Rican: YOUR NOT BLACK! you probablly suck at spanish, have never visited Puerto Rico and no nothing of your culture.
by jersey kid December 23, 2007
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d4l

A rap group from Bankhead, Atlanta Georgia. D4Lstands for Down for Life. Fabo is the leader of the group, Other members are Shawty Lo, Stuntman, Mook-B, and Stoney. A lot of people don't like ther music because it is snap music a new kind of music from Atlanta which has a slower beat and based off the rythm of a finger snap.
I'm just giving you the facts, make up your own opinon if you love or hate D4L.
by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008
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pop

1) How people from the West (besides California) say Soda. Some idiot said people from the North say it. I live in NJ, have been to Boston, go to NYC alot, and Philly, have never heard a local call it "pop", most people would either look at you weird or just assume you were a tourist. I'm not making fun of the way you guys say pop, I just want to get the point across that it's a western thing.

2) Genre of music, "famous" artists include Brittney Spears, Hillary Duff, Hannah Montanna, etc. Intended for little girls and pre-teens.
1) Can I get a glass of pop?
2) OOH. mY. GAWD!!!! Let's L!sten to sUm pOp mUZicK.
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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new jersey

- House the show on Fox takes place in NJ
- We have the fastest rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka
- We have awesome beaches, LBI, Wildwood, Island beach etc.
- Queen Latifah, Redman, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas, all from NJ
- Sopranos a show on HBO about North Jersey mob
Ignorant dipshit: New Jersey sucks!

Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?
by Jersey kid February 13, 2008
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