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Miami-Dade County

The most populated county and most southern county in the state of Florida. Miami-Dade is made up of the city of Miami, Miami's suburbs, and other cities/towns. Miami the city only has around 400,000 people which makes it the 43 largest city in the U.S but its metro area has around 5 million which makes it the 7th largest metro area in the country. Miami-Dade is usually just called Miami because there a lot of areas whith the word Miami in it, (North Miami, South Miami heights, North Miami Beach, West Miami, Miami Lakes, Miami Shores, Miami Beach etc.) Miami-Dade is around 65% Hispanic with a heavy Cuban influence. It is also home to many African Americans and has whites and asians. Miami-Dade is known for its touristy areas like South Beach but it has a lot of ghettos, Opa Locka, South-Miami Heights, Miami Gardens, Liberty City, Florida City, etc. University of Miami is located in Coral Gables despite popular belif that it is located in the city of Miami. Overall Miami-Dade is cool county with beautiful beaches, many spanish speakers, rich areas, and terrible ghettos. Miami-Dade is home to South Beach, University of Miami, Flo Rida, Pitbull, Trina, and many other rappers.
Miami-Dade County is the hottest county
by Jersey Kid June 14, 2008
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HBIC

An acronym that stands for Head Bitch in Charge, made popular by Miss New York AKA Tiffany Pollard of Flavor of Love and I love New York.
New York: I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches
by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008
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california

A pretty cool west coast state.

- Not everything is a picture perfect beach like MTV wants you to believe. They have ghettos, deserts, boring suburbs, just like the rest of america. However I've been to La Jolla Beach, San Diego and the water was beautiful, so I'm not saying there are no good beaches, I'm saying that that there is more to the state than beaches.

- I don't get why people from Cali brag about how "ghetto" their state is. Being ghetto isn't a good thing, it means you are more likely to be killed, get an std, and be poor. But a lot of rappers come from California, tupac,dre, snoop dog, e-40, mac dre, etc. so they have contributed to the hip-hop industry

- Not everyone is hot. Yes, there are very beautiful people living in California but be realistic, around 30 million people live there, do you think that every last one of them is hot? Especially since a large number of them are little kids, old people, and fat people.

- I don't get why we have this East Coast Vs. West coast thing. How bout we accept the facts that we have different styles but we both offer a lot of good things? I was born in New York and I don't hate the west coast that would stupid. How can you hate a place just becuase it's not where you live? When people say the East Coast sucks, they're dissing states from Maine to Florida, so your basically dissing America which if your from the west coast is your country as well.

- Yes Illegal immigration is a problem but it's still a problem in Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Florida and other states to. I live in New Jersey and we have the same problem so it's not California. Also don't be so harsh, yes Illegal should be documented and put on goverment records but if they wanna work, become Americans, and support their family than good for them.

- Lots of cool cities, San Fran, Oakland, Los Angeles, San Diego.

So overall I love California as a state.
East Coast Vs. West Coast is stupid. California is great and so is New York. America rocks.
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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ipod

The worse version of the mp3 player.

- Ipods are somewhat Expensive

- Itunes cost a dollar per song

- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching

- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.

- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?

- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white

- They break every other month, they just shut off and die

- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same

- It scratches mad easy

- The skins for it look like condoms

- The headphones are uncomfortable

- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome

Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
by jersey kid December 23, 2007
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poser

- People who try to be something they are not.
- People who have no idea what they are talking about.
- Insecure people who try to hard to fit in

Just be yourself. Black, Italian, Irish, Chinise, skater, goth, cheerleader, whatever just be yourself and don't give up who you are just to have fake friends.
Poser: "Oh my gawd I am so emoo, ew why are you wearing red?!? that's not dark and misunderstood like me!!

Normal Kid: "Emo doesn't mean wearing all back, fuck face, and I'm wearing red cause it's my favorite color, so you can pretend to be emo or whatver but in the end your just a replica of so many other fake kids aroudn you".
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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Las vegas

Why does everyone hate Las Vegas? Have you ever even been there? The hotels are nothing short of amazing, roman palaces, Egyptian pyrmaids, Parisian Castles, transformed into Modern Hotels. The Club scene is off the wall, and the hotel pools are the best. Sure, there are ghetto parts of the city of sin but what city doesn't have that? Don't write a definition if you've never been there.
Stop hating on Las Vegas, people could do the same thing to where your from.
by Jersey Kid January 21, 2008
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stunna shades

Oversized, dark sunglasses. You wear them when you want to get hyphy. This style started in the Yay Area California.
"dudes with the dreadlocks swingin their head
u aint got no stunna shades u should get u a pair yeaa" - Stunna Shades by The Federation ft. E-40
by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008
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