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Dumb-ass

John Kerry is a dumb-ass.
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Thunderboots

A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."
"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Behind Blue Eyes

1. The action of appearing perfectly normal while, in reality, you are suffering.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.
1. She is hiding behind blue eyes, even though we all know she is extremely depressed.
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Milk Dud

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!
by Jerry July 13, 2003
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Surveillance

The ahhh inspiring demi god like beings that administrate cotrol over all that is gaming!
Dont do it! Surveillance will see you!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
by Jerry December 9, 2004
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