skite

the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.

Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.

by jerry March 24, 2004

Milk Dud

The part just inside the anus

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.

When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

AMF

Adios Mother Fucker's

When leaving a group of friends, simply tell them "A.M.F."

by Jerry December 08, 2001

common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

My boy let me fuck her some,please.

by Jerry December 09, 2004

Thunderboots

A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."

"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Hoe Town

Muskegon Michigan, home of the imfamous group PFM. Describes the people and the situation of life.

what do you say we head up seaway drive and go up in Hoe Town

by Jerry September 03, 2003