Jerry's definitions

Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by Jerry July 17, 2003

hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

by Jerry April 7, 2003

brown

Shortcut for a delicious beer called 'Carlsberg Brown', which is available only in the African Country Malawi.

(Perhaps a suggestion to the Carlsberg company to sell those buggers in the rest of the world aswell.)

"Fancy a drink nugguh?" - "Yeah, could do with a brown actually..."

"Those browns are much better than those greens, now aren't they chap!"

by jerry January 15, 2004

crack on a stick

Bastardization of "Damn that shit," which in turn is a bastardization of "Oh darn my brotha"

She What?!?!? Crack on a stick!

by Jerry April 18, 2003

Hoe Town

Muskegon Michigan, home of the imfamous group PFM. Describes the people and the situation of life.

what do you say we head up seaway drive and go up in Hoe Town

by Jerry September 3, 2003

Dumb-ass

1. A member of the Democratic political party.

John Kerry is a dumb-ass.

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Behind Blue Eyes

1. The action of appearing perfectly normal while, in reality, you are suffering.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.

1. She is hiding behind blue eyes, even though we all know she is extremely depressed.
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!

by Jerry August 20, 2004