Jerry's definitions

git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.

Similar to "taking the kids to the pool".

by Jerry April 10, 2004

panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

by jerry January 27, 2004

laminator

a porn star

Laminator is in many pornos.

by jerry March 24, 2004

Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual

metro sexual becomes metrop sexual

by jerry March 8, 2004

Honeychild

1. A member of the hippy revolution of the 1960s and 1970s.
2. A member of Mr. B's geography or religion classes.

1. "He was a honeychild, but then the 80s came around..."
2. "I am a honeychild, and I've done my geo. homework. Sucks to you."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.

"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."

by jerry January 26, 2004

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004