97 definitions by Jerry

Snowblind

1. Blissfully unaware of a dangerous or embarrassing situation.
2. The condition of which one cannot see during a blizzard.
3. A song by Black Sabbath.

1. "John is snowblind to the fact that his girlfriend is cheating on him."
2. "The blizzard out there will snowblind you!"
3. "Dude, Ozzy was friggin awesome crackin Snowblind at his latest tour!"

by Jerry August 20, 2004

the hennrich

a dude with a big weiner

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.

by Jerry March 9, 2004

cack

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...

"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"

by Jerry February 4, 2005

bobwan

being or coming from the plant bob wan

i am bobwan what did you say

by Jerry October 23, 2003

milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by Jerry April 2, 2004

Pound Sand

A term used when annoyed with a person.

Why dont you go pound sand up your ass Chad!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

by Jerry April 7, 2003