Jerry's definitions
The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
by Jerry October 26, 2004
Get the Tivadar's Crossmug. Expression of amused irony or sometimes amused frustration. Local slang found primarily in the central regions of California.
Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.
Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.
by Jerry January 17, 2004
Get the nerkmug. Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.
Audioboxers listens to shitty music and needs to die.
by Jerry December 2, 2003
Get the audioboxersmug. Usually very good type of hashish from the Indian province of Charas. It has a nice taste to it, and a high concentration of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol).
Found in Dutch coffeeshops, eastern Africa and of course India.
Found in Dutch coffeeshops, eastern Africa and of course India.
"€15,- charas graag"
by jerry January 26, 2004
Get the charasmug. by Jerry October 5, 2004
Get the slam out with your clam outmug. A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.
by Jerry July 14, 2003
Get the Blanket Assmug. by Jerry December 9, 2004
Get the common law daughter in-lawmug.