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Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.
The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.
by Jerry November 15, 2004
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crack on a stick

Bastardization of "Damn that shit," which in turn is a bastardization of "Oh darn my brotha"
by Jerry April 18, 2003
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G.I.T.

"Gay in training."
a young child, usually referring to a male, who will most likely grow up to be a homosexual.
by Jerry November 18, 2004
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Moranism

A method of grading, originally instituted by Patrick Moran. It is not based on the 100-point system, but rather on a point per question on a particular assignment, project, or examination. For each incorrect answer, a "point," or letter grade, is taken off of the final grade. For example, a 25/25 would be an A+, a 24/25 would be an A, a 23/25 would be an A-, etc. The grade can go below the normal F standard. The next letter grade after F would be, "G." Usually, it stops there, mainly due to the fact that no one has ever gotten below a "G" grade. The system is rarely used due to its extreme nature, and when used by the teacher, it is only conducted on very rare occasions.
"My teacher believes in Moranism. She told us that it makes us work harder. Now that I got our first test back, I agree with her."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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fagma

when you are having sex with a girl who fucks fags and there is ass juice coming out of her vagina. but you have to be straight to experience it.
I was fucking her and the fagma between her vagina lips oozed all over my cock.
by jerry April 14, 2004
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Dodge

We have driving dodges for years
And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong
by JERRY December 6, 2003
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Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.
As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
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