Jerry's definitions

Fade to Black

1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.

1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.

by Jerry September 7, 2004

git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.

Similar to "taking the kids to the pool".

by Jerry April 10, 2004

laminator

a porn star

Laminator is in many pornos.

by jerry March 24, 2004

panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

by jerry January 27, 2004

bobwan

being or coming from the plant bob wan

i am bobwan what did you say

by jerry October 23, 2003

Croaker

A very tight necklace. Mainly associated with Gothic jewelry.

Her croaker matched her hairpiece perfectly.

by Jerry August 20, 2004

George W. Bush

1. American president from, currently, 2000-2004. Registered as a Republican, he takes the term and twists it until it is barley recognizable. He supports large government, higher taxes, high spending, etc. This is not conservative behavior, but rather that of a liberal. Often blamed by the media, Democrats, and various others as a "neo-Nazi," "village idiot," or "Texas warmonger," he is not that bad of a president. His term has been, obviously, a difficult one, with the 9/11 attacks and the outcome of those attacks. Many Democrats believe that Bush is solely responsible for the 9/11 faulty intelligence, but that is hogwash. The CIA, FBI, and multiple nations, including France, Spain, and Britain, agreed with this intelligence. Also, presidential candidate John Kerry voted for the same intelligence for reasoning for going into war. Likewise, it is not just Bush's fault. The economy is also not Bush's full fault. Current events in the United States, as well as the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, have impacted the economy. Of course, these events were not all caused by President Bush himself, but rather by various others within the system.
2. A political punching bag used by Democrats to make them look better by comparison.
3. Michael Moore's way to make a trillion dollars by doing what has been done so many times before for the last four years.
4. A fake Republican president that is a disgrace to conservatives everywhere.

"George W. Bush is not a Republican, yet he is not a facist like the Democrats have you believe."

by Jerry August 20, 2004