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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
by Jerry December 9, 2004
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wacked

1. messed up
2. to be killed by the mafia in a hit
1. That kid is so wacked
2. I heard Mario got wacked last night while he was in his house.
by Jerry September 9, 2003
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skite

the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.
Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.
by jerry March 24, 2004
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Milk Dud

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!
by Jerry July 13, 2003
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choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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AMF

Adios Mother Fucker's
When leaving a group of friends, simply tell them "A.M.F."
by Jerry December 8, 2001
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git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.
by Jerry April 10, 2004
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