Jerry's definitions

Seining

The act of sexually engaging a foot

I saw Chad seining this big pollock's foot.

by Jerry July 13, 2003

white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.

"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."

by jerry January 26, 2004

supercallifragalisticexpialadocious

Uplifting song sung by Mary Poppins.

um diillillillum dillliiii

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.

The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.

by Jerry February 9, 2005

burp the milk dud

(v) To pass intestinal gases

Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

George W. Bush

1. American president from, currently, 2000-2004. Registered as a Republican, he takes the term and twists it until it is barley recognizable. He supports large government, higher taxes, high spending, etc. This is not conservative behavior, but rather that of a liberal. Often blamed by the media, Democrats, and various others as a "neo-Nazi," "village idiot," or "Texas warmonger," he is not that bad of a president. His term has been, obviously, a difficult one, with the 9/11 attacks and the outcome of those attacks. Many Democrats believe that Bush is solely responsible for the 9/11 faulty intelligence, but that is hogwash. The CIA, FBI, and multiple nations, including France, Spain, and Britain, agreed with this intelligence. Also, presidential candidate John Kerry voted for the same intelligence for reasoning for going into war. Likewise, it is not just Bush's fault. The economy is also not Bush's full fault. Current events in the United States, as well as the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, have impacted the economy. Of course, these events were not all caused by President Bush himself, but rather by various others within the system.
2. A political punching bag used by Democrats to make them look better by comparison.
3. Michael Moore's way to make a trillion dollars by doing what has been done so many times before for the last four years.
4. A fake Republican president that is a disgrace to conservatives everywhere.

"George W. Bush is not a Republican, yet he is not a facist like the Democrats have you believe."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Croaker

A very tight necklace. Mainly associated with Gothic jewelry.

Her croaker matched her hairpiece perfectly.

by Jerry August 20, 2004