Jessica,give me some coochee...........Please. I like your choochee I mean coochee, got to have some, I need some right now.
by Jerry February 25, 2004
Get the coocheemug. she is macarity jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
by Jerry February 22, 2005
Get the Macaritymug. The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.
Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.
by Jerry November 15, 2004
Get the Transubstantiationmug. by Jerry July 14, 2003
Get the gomermug. 
Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
by jerry January 27, 2004
Get the pandamug. 