Jerry's definitions

Snowblind

1. Blissfully unaware of a dangerous or embarrassing situation.
2. The condition of which one cannot see during a blizzard.
3. A song by Black Sabbath.

1. "John is snowblind to the fact that his girlfriend is cheating on him."
2. "The blizzard out there will snowblind you!"
3. "Dude, Ozzy was friggin awesome crackin Snowblind at his latest tour!"

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Shine

alcohol made from homemade still

That shine will makes ya' blind!

by Jerry April 6, 2003

supercallifragalisticexpialadocious

Uplifting song sung by Mary Poppins.

um diillillillum dillliiii

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Seining

The act of sexually engaging a foot

I saw Chad seining this big pollock's foot.

by Jerry July 13, 2003

white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.

"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."

by jerry January 26, 2004

tipois

acronym for "Two in the pink, one in the stink"; Commonly referred to as the shocker.

He gave her the tipois.

by Jerry September 13, 2004

realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

by jerry November 5, 2004