10 definitions by Jerkymcstupid
What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.
Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
A definition that is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because it does not fit the criteria necessary to be entered in the dictionary. Usually submitted by;
1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.
2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.
3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.
The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.
2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.
3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.
The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
Typical Urban Dictionary Rejects
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)
Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0
Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)
Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0
Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
The days a chef gets off during his work week, rarely falls on a Saturday or Sunday as they are usually the busiest days in a restaurants week. Often a Monday or Tuesday. Usually prevents a cook from engaging in normal weekend activities with civilian friends like parties and concerts.
Guy 1;Are you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
1: A sad sorry excuse for a human being that wouldn't know good music if it fucked his/her mother with a broomstick. Can usually be seen running around running around in a leather motorcycle jacket and torn black jeans that he/she just bought from hot topic calling everyone else "posers" then going home to watch Hanna Montana, masturbating, ejaculating into a thermos that came with their Dora the explorer lunch box and later drinking that ejaculate wile listening to their blink 182, Sum 41, Ramones and good Charlotte mix tapes.
Looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their Hippie phase and trade in all their Ramones CD's for Phish CD's, and continue the move on to other faggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.
2: A slang term for the towel or sock you ejaculate onto after masturbating.
3. The people who get their asses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the Dixie Chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the Ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of Garbage trucks fucking each other in the Ass.
4. Definition Of Cum-Dumpster.
Looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their Hippie phase and trade in all their Ramones CD's for Phish CD's, and continue the move on to other faggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.
2: A slang term for the towel or sock you ejaculate onto after masturbating.
3. The people who get their asses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the Dixie Chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the Ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of Garbage trucks fucking each other in the Ass.
4. Definition Of Cum-Dumpster.
My Brother is a Big "Ramones Fan"
Is your brother the Retarded Guy who greets you at Wal-Mart and rounds up shopping carts?
Thats the one, he was a failed abortion.
Is your brother the Retarded Guy who greets you at Wal-Mart and rounds up shopping carts?
Thats the one, he was a failed abortion.
by Jerkymcstupid July 28, 2010
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010