9 definitions by Jerktart
by Jerktart February 29, 2012
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
A casual toilet game: when you and a friend each stand at a urinal and see who can get in the urinal from the furthest distance away.
by Jerktart October 25, 2011
A coffee poop.
While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.
While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
An afternoon poop; Commonly taken at the end of a lunch break as a result of food and continuous coffee consumption; Sometimes referred to as an '"afternoop."
Not to be confused with a moop.
Not to be confused with a moop.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.
Not to be confused with a noop.
Not to be confused with a noop.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
Abbreviation for "death by noop."
Commonly occurs when someone locks themselves in the bathroom and dies from exposure to their own hazardous noop.
Commonly occurs when someone locks themselves in the bathroom and dies from exposure to their own hazardous noop.
Mr. Edward Jacobs, 76, died yesterday in his apartment. Police have confirmed that he died of natural causes, a common doop incident.
No suspects are wanted for questioning.
No suspects are wanted for questioning.
by Jerktart October 18, 2011