Jeremiah's definitions

P.T.F.

An abbreviation for Penis Touching Freaks. First used by Erica Seeley to describe her two friends.

Get away from me you P.T.F.'s

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

schmiggles

another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)

When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

ice skater

One who skates on ice. If professionaly or semi-professionaly usually to music and including some high-skilled tricks.

She is an ice skater

by Jeremiah December 19, 2004

hangin with mr cooper

this is the question you ask when you've sneezed and you want to make sure there is no green on display

"ATCHOOOOO, shit am i hangin with mr cooper?"
"nah mate, the courts clear!!"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

Head

sucking a guys cock

she gave him head

by jeremiah November 13, 2003

cousin

A word many native americans call eachother, it does not nesasrly mean they are related. Some of the native American beliefs say that the creator ceated us all, therefore we are all cousins.

Hey cousin, wuts up.

by Jeremiah January 16, 2005

claret

Blood

"oh my god! look at the claret all over the floor!"

by jeremiah September 1, 2003