Jeremiah's definitions

P.T.F.

An abbreviation for Penis Touching Freaks. First used by Erica Seeley to describe her two friends.

Get away from me you P.T.F.'s

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

schmiggles

another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)

When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

ice skater

One who skates on ice. If professionaly or semi-professionaly usually to music and including some high-skilled tricks.

She is an ice skater

by Jeremiah December 19, 2004

swole

1.The act of being upset, mad, angry;
2. being sore

1.That bitch was swole as hell when he got beat for his cash
2.Yo i'm swole from all that liftin

by Jeremiah May 23, 2003

shart

a wet fart
a combination of a shit and a fart

I just sharted

by Jeremiah May 6, 2004

ayees

Another word meaning just joking, or jokes.

Usuaully indiands use this word.

Hey cuz, your momma's so ugly, she doesnt go to a pow wow, she says bow wow.... ayees

by Jeremiah January 22, 2005

claret

Blood

"oh my god! look at the claret all over the floor!"

by jeremiah September 1, 2003