Jenna's definitions

clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

jawn

Proper noun, a name of an actual living person -- real birth name given in early 1970's. Jawn Gross from Pennsylvania, very cool musician and composer.

Jawn Gross wrote a new song -- sounds like Dove Award material to me.

by Jenna June 16, 2003

love muscle

dick,cock,schlongect. the long dangly thing in between his legs... or between a tranny's legs

She stroked his love muscle until it stood up with excitement

by Jenna June 13, 2004

SCB

sweaty cheese balls (sweaty dick)

damn this SCB sure is good on my crackers

by Jenna August 13, 2003

Dykeface

Someone who is being an asshole, extremely rude, pissing you off. An all-around word to describe anger towards another person.

My dad was being such a dykeface this morning, he wouldn't let me hang out after school.

by Jenna June 19, 2006

copping a feel

grabbing someone in a sexual manner

Copping a feel is only good when I can cop back.

by Jenna April 12, 2004

Gamble and Lose

When you think you have to fart and you end up shitting your pants

Oh shit dude, I just gambled and lost!

by Jenna September 8, 2004