Jen's definitions

shawn michaels

Possibly the best performer in WWE history. A true legend and icon, example of what pro-wrestling should be!

Shawn Michaels is the shizz!

by jen August 31, 2004

Stacy Kiebler

Useless, interchangeable WWE bimbo kept under contract mostly for the personal pleasure of Vince McPervert.

Men seem to have a thing for girls with abnormally long legs who look like they're 12 otherwise

by jen September 6, 2004

kazaa lite

Would be perfect were it not for all the goddamned pr0n. Stupid perverts.

I wish people would keep their disgusting fetishes in private.

by jen September 6, 2004

Spike TV

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.

The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.

by jen September 6, 2004

mtv

Corporate mind-control.

Don't be a slave. Overthrow the establishment.

by jen September 6, 2004

pizzacat

A cartoon show involving three crime-fighting cats who eat pizza.

Did you watch Pizzacats last night?

by Jen September 7, 2004

i pwn the internet

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by Jen September 9, 2004