Jen's definitions

sportsphds

LOSERS who need therapy

The sportphds are so jealous of the beautiful people from their hometown, they need to talk crap all the time.

by jen April 9, 2003

bonus

Used to describe an erection, penis, or a lass's boobs.

Hes got a huge bonus
Look at the bonus's on her
He got a bonus in class

by Jen January 24, 2004

cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.

Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.

by Jen April 25, 2005

cuntbag

A term of effection; generally a wife or serious girlfriend

The cuntbag packed me leftovers for lunch again.

by Jen August 25, 2006

nice

Most definately not Mark McCabe

What's a definition of nice?
Most definately not Mark McCabe

by Jen April 12, 2005

vegan

i am a vegan. and i am cool. be like me.

my name is jen. i am pretty. because i am a vegan.

by jen April 10, 2005

potato

Quite similar to an alligator or baboon.
Used as "See you later, you big potato"

See also:
"See you soon, you big baboon"
"See you later, alligator"

by Jen December 22, 2004