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Methadonia

A fictitious place inhabited by an abundance of meth freaks from all around the world. They gather to snort and smoke to their hearts content.
Isn't she currently living in Methadonia?
by Jen April 14, 2005
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cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.
Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
by Jen April 25, 2005
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i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.
If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!
by Jen May 6, 2005
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upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.
Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.
by jen May 15, 2005
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scringe

Often unexpected unpleasant or shocking facial reflection from mobile device
Omg - just had the worst case of scringe eva!!!😣
by jen March 28, 2015
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scringectomy

A surgical procedure which became popular with the rise of mobile devices (and consequently scringe) where the double chin or sagging chin and neck are cosmetically enhanced to avoid further incidents of scringe
I'm booked in for a scringectomy
by jen March 28, 2015
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three way

A chili meal, most popular in Cincinnati, that consists of pasta, chili, and cheddar cheese.
by Jen October 15, 2003
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