Jen's definitions

Skerve

A person who takes things without paying for them or compensating for the taken article(s).

"This kid took half of my bagel when he asked for a bite. That kid is such a food skerve".

by Jen December 2, 2003

Spike TV

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.

The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.

by jen September 6, 2004

blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not

Mmmm salty!

by Jen November 10, 2003

'Reakin' Fretard

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".

Damn you're a 'reakin' fretard!

by Jen June 18, 2006

pbrownwhale

(1)The smile on my face, the sparkle in my eye, the amazment in my thoughts, the bounce in my step, the wiggle in my excitement, the beauty in my day - the LOVE IN MY LIFE.(2) The source of pampering and princess treatment that is oh so enjoyed and appreciated.

Oh pbrownwhale, how I love you!

by Jen February 26, 2004

i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.

If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!

by Jen May 6, 2005

republirant

a profuse spewing of bombastic conservative opinion that is delivered in short angry bursts in a soliloquy format. Especially that resembling the rant style of the "newly conservative" Dennis Miller.

Did you hear Bill O'Reilly's republirant last night? It was so good it made me want to go out and eat some freedom fries at Wal-Mart.

by jen June 19, 2003