Jen's definitions

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

jd

noun- An emo boy or loser kid.

That kid is SUCH a JD!
or
Ewwwwwww it's JD!

by Jen March 29, 2004

Preppy

A gorgeous, rich girl who plays golf and tennis and who skis in the winter. They belong to country clubs just for playing golf and belong to other clubs just for playing tennis because the tennis lessons at the country club are not foccused on tennis. She has attended a private school since the age of 3 and has goals in life such as being a Lawyer, Doctor or CEO of a medium to large company. She wears ribbons in her hair from Burberry, Coach, Louis Vuitton etc... and is extremely nice. She is beautifull but might not be popular. She is always clean and always brushes her teeth. In the summer, they have a BMW convertible and in the winter they have a Poarshe or Mercedes-Benz. When people look at them they smile unless they are looking at their new-never-before-seen car because she has always had "old money" and is used to being rich and having the best cars ever. She has her own luxurious bedroom and is again, extremly nice to everybody. She gets great grades and has Britney Spear's body. She is super cute and super nice. She has a ton of REAL friends. She doesn't care about popularity unless, she can't do anything about it. She has a preppy car (BMW, etc...) as well as a preppy "coat and tie) boyfriend.

A prep is hard to be, but anybody can be it with a little of hard work

by Jen February 16, 2004

mobbing

speeding, moving at high speeds

i was mobbing down the freeway at like 85

by Jen November 20, 2003

flant

A flant is a flying ant. Duh.

I think a flant just flew up my nose.

by Jen January 13, 2005

stunt

1) to cause to inspire awe or intrigue.
2) to be in awe or intrigue.

1) "My neck stay blinging/my rims stay gleaming/I'm shining man/I'll teach you how to stunt.
2) I am not even stuntin' the nigga with the bling blang blaow and the ridiculous rims.

by Jen February 10, 2004

Stacy Kiebler

Useless, interchangeable WWE bimbo kept under contract mostly for the personal pleasure of Vince McPervert.

Men seem to have a thing for girls with abnormally long legs who look like they're 12 otherwise

by jen September 6, 2004