Jen's definitions

jane doe

a woman always trying to steal another woman's man and break up their relationship;

-girl you should break up with him; he's cheatin` on you;
-okay girl

*a week later*

she walks in with the other woman's man

Alicia Keys Breaks it down in her song Jane Doe

by Jen May 13, 2005

oralist

A person who likes to suck peoples dicks, Blowjobs

Amber is a very great oralist.

by Jen May 13, 2005

halo'd

when people who seem intrested in you start to presue their feelings and then BOOM you're halo'd and all they do from this point on until they graduate is sit around and get "clans" and play their stupid fucking xbox lives, and lie to themselves by saying they're having fun, when they know damn well they could be having tons more fun w/ you.

L: hey i just got back from vacation, wanna hang out
A: no thanks i mean, i havent seen you in two weeks but i'd rather sit on my ass w/ my halo live and eat hot pockets while "sniping" imaginary players.

by jen May 13, 2005

thingydoo

referes to an object with a bad smell

Wow, that thingydoo over there needs a bath.

by jen May 13, 2005

mufasa

this word is used for an extremly huge black cock when fucking a white girl.

black guy- how do like it baby?
white girl- OMG...MUFASA...MOOOORE!!
black guy gives it to her harder

by jen May 13, 2005

i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.

If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!

by Jen May 6, 2005

cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.

Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.

by Jen April 25, 2005