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Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Barney The Dinosaur mug.A show on Hanna Barbera from Cartoon Network. The show features Wally Gator. Who is an alligator, of course. The plot involves Wally who escapes life from the zoo to explore the real world. He runs into various obstacles in each episode, thus trying to avoid the trouble in various ways. However, Wally is not usually seen as a welcoming character to others. People often see him as trouble whenever he is present outside of the zoo. The zookeeper, on the other hand, notices that Wally is already gone by the time each episode starts. Wally intends to go to various locations, such as Red Riding Hood's cottage, An aquarium, or maybe even a public park. At the end of each episode, Wally returns by himself to the zoo. In some cases, somebody will return him there. Mostly, he voluntarily returns.
Wally Gator was a popular cartoon back in the 1960s. We hope this may entertain your children. This should give them morals not to be like him.
by JellyBean600 June 18, 2018
Get the Wally Gator mug.Junior year means you are FINALLY an upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the underclassmen ranks (The Freshmen and Sophomores) Meanwhile, Freshmen are the newcomers, Juniors are busier than before, and the Seniors are partying and having a blast about graduation and going off to either college or work. Nobody really cares about the Sophomores.
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior 1: Since I started Junior year, I'm still going to get tons of homework 24/7. But, hey! At least Junior year is one of the exciting years!
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
by JellyBean600 August 3, 2018
Get the Junior Year mug.Upperclassmen are the juniors and seniors in high school or a 4-year college. Freshmen are often intimidated by them, due to the upperclassmen being older than them and knowing everything more than they do.
Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Here's a story...
Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!
Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!
3 months later...
Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?
Junior 2: Hell yeah!
After the prank...
Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?
Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!
Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!
3 months later...
Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?
Junior 2: Hell yeah!
After the prank...
Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?
Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
by JellyBean600 June 20, 2018
Get the Upperclassmen mug.A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Caillou mug.Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.
Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL
by JellyBean600 July 16, 2018
Get the Nerd Glasses mug.Freshmen (9th graders) are the newcomers to high school. They are most commonly bullied/picked-on by the upperclassmen people (the juniors and seniors) for no damn reason whatsoever. Most freshmen believe that they need to be treated with respect, just like all the human-beings on Earth.
Sophomores most likely are the only ones to respect all freshmen, unlike the juniors and seniors, who are jerks and assholes to them.
Sophomores most likely are the only ones to respect all freshmen, unlike the juniors and seniors, who are jerks and assholes to them.
Story:
A freshmen comes across a group of 11th graders hanging-out at one of the lunch tables. And starts saying "Hey, can I hang-out with you guys?"
Junior 1: Are you a freshman?
Freshman: Yeah
All the other juniors: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sophomore: Don't worry. Juniors and Seniors can be complete jerks sometimes
A freshmen comes across a group of 11th graders hanging-out at one of the lunch tables. And starts saying "Hey, can I hang-out with you guys?"
Junior 1: Are you a freshman?
Freshman: Yeah
All the other juniors: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sophomore: Don't worry. Juniors and Seniors can be complete jerks sometimes
by JellyBean600 August 4, 2018
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