JellyBean600's definitions

Niece

- The daughter of one's brother/sister or brother in-law/sister in-law

- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew

- Best of both worlds

I have 3 uncles. So, that means I'm his niece, his niece, and his niece!

by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018

Nerd Glasses

Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.

Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL

by JellyBean600 July 16, 2018

Freshman

Freshmen (9th graders) are the newcomers to high school. They are most commonly bullied/picked-on by the upperclassmen people (the juniors and seniors) for no damn reason whatsoever. Most freshmen believe that they need to be treated with respect, just like all the human-beings on Earth.

Sophomores most likely are the only ones to respect all freshmen, unlike the juniors and seniors, who are jerks and assholes to them.

Story:

A freshmen comes across a group of 11th graders hanging-out at one of the lunch tables. And starts saying "Hey, can I hang-out with you guys?"

Junior 1: Are you a freshman?

Freshman: Yeah

All the other juniors: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sophomore: Don't worry. Juniors and Seniors can be complete jerks sometimes

by JellyBean600 August 4, 2018

Caillou

A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.

If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing

by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018

Uncle

- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.

I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

- JellyBean600

by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018

Spaghetti Kiss

A spaghetti kiss is when 2 people (a man and a woman) share a large plate of spaghetti while out on a date. However, while they are trying to slurp up the noodles, they end up eating off the same end of one noodle, thus resulting in a kiss. This is shown in the movie Lady and The Tramp.

One time, I was out with my boyfriend at an italian restaurant. We shared some spaghetti. We didn't realize we were biting off the same noodle, and ended up kissing. It was amazing! That's what I call a Spaghetti Kiss

by JellyBean600 February 27, 2019

Yogi Bear

A cartoon from the Cartoon Network program: Hanna Barbera. The show features Yogi. A bear who wears a green hat and a green tie. Yogi is well-known for stealing food from visitors at Jellystone Park. Apparently, Yogi doesn't seem to care about what food items he steals (from stacks of hot-dogs to bowls of ice cream). Yogi also has a short sidekick, who is also a bear, but wears a blue bowtie. His name is Boo-Boo.

Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.

Me: Hey. You wanna go to Jellystone Park? It's 85 degrees outside and it's sunny

Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment

At the park...

Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!

Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?

Me: Hell yeah!

*Yogi Bear shows up*

Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?

Me: Is that a talking bear?

Friend: ?

by JellyBean600 June 16, 2018