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Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Barney The Dinosaurmug. Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
Get the Perv Glassesmug. A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Cailloumug. - The brother of your father/mother.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!
- JellyBean600
- JellyBean600
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Unclemug. Junior year means you are FINALLY an upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the underclassmen ranks (The Freshmen and Sophomores) Meanwhile, Freshmen are the newcomers, Juniors are busier than before, and the Seniors are partying and having a blast about graduation and going off to either college or work. Nobody really cares about the Sophomores.
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior 1: Since I started Junior year, I'm still going to get tons of homework 24/7. But, hey! At least Junior year is one of the exciting years!
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
by JellyBean600 August 3, 2018
Get the Junior Yearmug. Upperclassmen are the juniors and seniors in high school or a 4-year college. Freshmen are often intimidated by them, due to the upperclassmen being older than them and knowing everything more than they do.
Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Here's a story...
Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!
Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!
3 months later...
Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?
Junior 2: Hell yeah!
After the prank...
Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?
Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!
Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!
3 months later...
Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?
Junior 2: Hell yeah!
After the prank...
Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?
Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
by JellyBean600 June 20, 2018
Get the Upperclassmenmug. - The daughter of one's brother/sister or brother in-law/sister in-law
- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew
- Best of both worlds
- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew
- Best of both worlds
by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018
Get the Niecemug.