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That time of the month where us ladies have to put up with blood spilling out of us. LITERALLY. In other words... Menstruation.
Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.
Here are some annoying things about periods:
- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)
- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me
- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me
- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later
- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day
- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable
- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!
Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.
Here are some annoying things about periods:
- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)
- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me
- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me
- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later
- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day
- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable
- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!
Periods... That time of the month where you feel like crap the whole time and that everyone should watch what they say, because it could make you blow-up any second...
by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018
Get the Periodmug. A show on Hanna Barbera from Cartoon Network. The show features Wally Gator. Who is an alligator, of course. The plot involves Wally who escapes life from the zoo to explore the real world. He runs into various obstacles in each episode, thus trying to avoid the trouble in various ways. However, Wally is not usually seen as a welcoming character to others. People often see him as trouble whenever he is present outside of the zoo. The zookeeper, on the other hand, notices that Wally is already gone by the time each episode starts. Wally intends to go to various locations, such as Red Riding Hood's cottage, An aquarium, or maybe even a public park. At the end of each episode, Wally returns by himself to the zoo. In some cases, somebody will return him there. Mostly, he voluntarily returns.
Wally Gator was a popular cartoon back in the 1960s. We hope this may entertain your children. This should give them morals not to be like him.
by JellyBean600 June 18, 2018
Get the Wally Gatormug. - The brother of your father/mother.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!
- JellyBean600
- JellyBean600
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Unclemug. A spaghetti kiss is when 2 people (a man and a woman) share a large plate of spaghetti while out on a date. However, while they are trying to slurp up the noodles, they end up eating off the same end of one noodle, thus resulting in a kiss. This is shown in the movie Lady and The Tramp.
One time, I was out with my boyfriend at an italian restaurant. We shared some spaghetti. We didn't realize we were biting off the same noodle, and ended up kissing. It was amazing! That's what I call a Spaghetti Kiss
by JellyBean600 February 27, 2019
Get the Spaghetti Kissmug. Whoop Dee Do is a term that is used when expressing sarcasm towards a certain event. For example, a bunch of people go crazy over a new pillow being promoted or some crap like that.
Or if a bunch of people went freakin' wild over a new pair of shoes. You probably wouldn't think of it as a big deal, because, well, it's just a pair of shoes. The same thing goes for pillows and other inanimate objects.
Or if a bunch of people went freakin' wild over a new pair of shoes. You probably wouldn't think of it as a big deal, because, well, it's just a pair of shoes. The same thing goes for pillows and other inanimate objects.
*At the mall, a bunch of people get excited as hell over a new mattress*
You: Well, whoop dee do, what's the big deal about a mattress? I mean, it's just a mattress, right?
You: Well, whoop dee do, what's the big deal about a mattress? I mean, it's just a mattress, right?
by JellyBean600 October 19, 2018
Get the Whoop Dee Domug. - The daughter of one's brother/sister or brother in-law/sister in-law
- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew
- Best of both worlds
- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew
- Best of both worlds
by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018
Get the Niecemug. Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
Get the Perv Glassesmug.